Middle/Teen Regressor Eva Stratt
Snarky and sarcastic Eva
“You haven’t seen ______” (incredibly niche German art house film)
“Name five songs”
“I like my coffee black, like my soul”.
Stratt who gets ready in the morning by listening to loud music, leaves the bed unmade and slams the door shut - she has to get all of her frustration out before she can go to a meeting
Stratt who eye rolls constantly, is not afraid to huff in annoyance (at least in front of Grace).
Stratt who publicly cringes from hugs and affection. “Ugh! Stop touching me, get off!”, (secretly a total cuddle bug and sleeps with a stuffed animal)
Stratt who loves to get a cup of tea and watch crappy teen dramas before bed. (She still thinks she can predict the ending by using all the plot clues, there are wall boards with string and character photos with connecting red lines and sticky notes with all her theories vs adult her knowing the producers favoured a shocking nonsensical ending)