Big brother/cg Hobie Brown and Little Miles Morales!
You best believe Hobie is diy-ing Miles a bunch of things! From buttons to Deco pacifiers to pacifier chains and more! Hobie introduces Miles to some new bands and Miles teaches Hobie some cool graffiti tips
(Yes I did steal the first headcanon from my headcanons about Hobie, sue me lol)
🦈 - LOVES aquariums! He loves seeing stingrays and sharks and all the cool fishes! It's also some of the few things that every Vee could tolerate.
🦈 - Cannot control his volume level. He speaks at max volume 24/7, zero concept of "inside voices".
🦈 - Used to be a playmate & little for Alastor till their break up. After that, he regressed really hard and sobbed profusely
🦈 - I personally headcanon him to have ADHD, so his symptoms usually get masked more if he's masking his regression. However, if he isn't, his symptoms are not at all masked
🦈 - He likes making animal noises, making popping noises with his mouth, copying others quotes, doodling on things, bouncing & tapping as just a handful of his stims
🦈 - He's a padded regressor since his ADHD means his bodily cues are less noticeable, especially when he's gets really invested in something!
🦈 - A brat when he regresses. He OWNS the place and NOBODY can tell him NO! Not his employees, not the Vee's, not the public! He WILL wear that shirt and WILL scream in the streets if he WANTS to!
🦈 - Also likes playing dictator. He refuses to let the Vee's be stronger than him in any capacity whenever they play games with him. Nope! He has to be the super strongest God in the entirety of hell, stronger than Lucifer himself! Stronger than any higher up in Heaven! Otherwise, he gets angry and refuses to play
🦈 - Never grew out of his terrible twos. He will throw a tantrum whenever he deems it to be necessary..He would even throw a tantrum at a meeting if it weren't for the adult in his brain holding him back.
🦈 - He likes biting on everything and claiming he's a shark.. Also he likes playing with any water source [including the toilet sometimes like a Sims 4 toddler]. It does mean he goes through bubble bath soap like diapers and there's bite marks on everything he loves! No pacifier stops him, he always tries to chew through the nipple.
🦈 - Hates bedtime! Who would ever enjoy having to LAY STILL and close your eyes and have to focus on one thing?! It takes ages for him to get to sleep already! Usually, the Vee's try to tire him out through playtime before bed.
🦈 - Speaking of which, Valentino is the primary caregiver and Velvette just helps out sometimes. Though, ever since Alastor appeared again, he's been the destinated caregiver since he has no responsibilities in the tower...And also because Val is mad at Vox.
🦈 - His regression is highly involuntary since he's a big, strong, overlord God thing and refuses to show any vulnerability.. Though, alcohol seems to highly affect his mental age. Valentino has tried to get him to regress using his smoke before [it didn't work]
“You haven’t seen ______” (incredibly niche German art house film)
“Name five songs”
“I like my coffee black, like my soul”.
Stratt who gets ready in the morning by listening to loud music, leaves the bed unmade and slams the door shut - she has to get all of her frustration out before she can go to a meeting
Stratt who eye rolls constantly, is not afraid to huff in annoyance (at least in front of Grace).
Stratt who publicly cringes from hugs and affection. “Ugh! Stop touching me, get off!”, (secretly a total cuddle bug and sleeps with a stuffed animal)
Stratt who loves to get a cup of tea and watch crappy teen dramas before bed. (She still thinks she can predict the ending by using all the plot clues, there are wall boards with string and character photos with connecting red lines and sticky notes with all her theories vs adult her knowing the producers favoured a shocking nonsensical ending)
Holy thank God I finally decided to give my headcanons an actual format. And it's good I chose this occasion because there is a YAPATHON up ahead! So here's headcanons with the orginal 6! Hope you enjoy!
Hcs under the cut :)
🛠TONY STARK🛠
Caregiver:
- Oh, Mister Stark, we know all the other caregivers are jealous of your swagger.
- He makes sure his littles want to sing his praises. How does he do that, you may ask?
- Spoiling the heck out of them. That's how.
- If what you want just barely toes the line of reason, you'll have it by Monday, maybe quicker if Tony can manage it.
- He will be building you the most lavish and amazing never-before-seen toys from scratch and just smile and hand it to you like "It was nothing!"
- Tony you spent the last three weeks in the shop swearing under your breath and welding, I think it was something.
- Would probably code you a whole video game series if you asked nicely enough.
- But even with all the perks, Tony is still, well Tony.
- "Why do I have to do this?" "Because I said so."
- "What are we having to eat tonight?" "Food."
- "Where are we going?" "Out."
- He really does have that ever so slightly condescending parent tone down!
- Because giving simple, straight answers is overrated I guess.
- But one thing you can't say Tony doesn't do is try.
- He tries to give you rules and routines, enforcing them is a whole other thing, but he sure does give you them!
- He doesn't have much of a role model when it comes to correctly caring for... well... anyone but himself.
- But he's getting there!
Little:
- Treats it like his dirty little secret if I'm being honest.
- He knows it's nothing to be ashamed of, but he is anyways.
- So if you caught him cuddling Bucky Bear in his Captain America hoodie, no you didn't.
- But still real big into teen regression when he can. Sometimes he can get as little as toddler, but it's rarer.
- His regression can also mix quite a bit! He's a "Dragging my baby blankie along while playing Mortal Kombat" kind of guy.
- One of his favorite things to do when he's in teen space is get on people's nerves.
- Not only are rules below him, they are currently FAR under ground boiling away at the center of the earth.
- But at the same time it's almost like an... honor? When Tony trusts you enough, he's more prone to misbehaving because he knows you won't be too harsh with him.
- But on that note, don't let him get away with anything, as he will remember it for the rest of time and use it against you.
- Then at night when he settles down, he sleeps with the most peaceful and content look on his face after raising hell, just so you know it's still Tony at the end of the day.
🇺🇲STEVE ROGERS🇺🇲
Caregiver:
- You want a firm and direct caregiver who knows what he wants when he asks for it. You've found your guy!
- Rules and schedules his beloved, having a list of all that's to be done in a day with his little all laid out? Beautiful, perfection. Give him fifteen more.
- And, if you're feeling a certain age when little, a "fun" little thing a part of that schedule is completing your chore chart. Yay....
- But no worries, after you're all done with it, go forth and conquer, do what you want! Just don't break something or you.
- But, just to save you some time, I don't recommend you constantly complain to him about being bored because no, he will not hand you a screen.
- Color, read a book, listen to music, make up a story, GO OUTSIDE, climb a tree, pick at grass, dig a hole, throw rocks! Because he sure as heck isn't going to shove you in front of a screen for hours on end to get you overstimulated.
- Not to mention, Steve just doesn't get cartoons. Sigh.
- He would much rather just play games with you instead! He has tons of board games, and he knows a thing or two about making something up on the spot. He pretty much spent his whole childhood just playing pretend!
- Also, the undefeated seeker in hide and seek. It's rumored he can find a little in two seconds flat.
- Though, that's after he goes through the whole stict of "Wow, just where could they have gone!" As he casually ignores the suspiciously you-shaped lump in the bed he just strolled by.
- He has to indulge you, really, he can't help himself.
Little:
- "Who made this mess?" Probably Steve. "Who is causing all that racket?" Probably Steve. "Who scribbled all over the walls?" Definitely Steve.
- If you thought he was a punk before, just you wait and see.
- CONSTANTLY dragging his other little friends into trouble.
- They just follow him because he's the captain! Of course they do! Also, because he won't snitch if they get in trouble.
-His little age is about 4-12 so he's always pretty active!
- Loves to make messes. Big ones.
- Dirt is EVERYWHERE peas are on the WALLS
- But at least he knows better and cleans it up after. Most of the time.
- Very peculiar and picky, and when he doesn't like something (even if it's something he just liked yesterday), he will make that obvious
- "No, I don't WIKE that flavor! I want MY flavor." (He will expect you to know what 'my flavor' is)
- "I said I wanted the RED crayon! That is the wrong red!" (Well, Stevie, how was that innocent person supposed to know that??)
- This leads him to often be told to "Please use your words!"
- Okay. Bet.
- And it's just a flurry of curses and excessive babbles
- And that's how he landed his butt in time out.
🕸NATASHA ROMANOFF🕸
Caregiver:
- Everything is SOFT, WARM, CUDDLY, AND FUZZY!!
- Will give you the childhood she didn't get.
- Do NOT let her shop when she's all up in her caregiver feels. She will bring home like 12 bags worth talking bout some "I was thinking of you"
- Thank you. That much has been made very apparent!
- Likes having you around wherever she goes.
- She finds it weird without clumsy little feet constantly under hers.
- Rules are loose and enforced... mostly.
- But don't take her as a pushover now. She can be real firm and not-so-nice real quick. Especially when it comes to your safety.
- "I said no." Yes, Ms. Romanoff, you did you are SO RIGHT
- Sighhh, but she doesn't wanna be firm. She wants to let you braid her hair and have movie nights ☹️
- She just wants to be a fun mom, and she is!
- Like yeah, I'm going to give you orange slices with your Uncrustable (half frozen as it should be) but like I'm not going to hassle you to eat them all and you will be getting cookies later even if you don't.
- And yes, she DOES know what time bedtime is, but we can just ignore that and watch a Disney film instead.
- Also, what is hers is yours.
- For clothes? Wear hers! A place to sleep? Her bed has room! Her snacks? Actually, no, you can't have those 😒...
- Don't worry, I'm like, only half joking. You can have a little.
Little:
- Sweetest little devil on planet Earth.
- She's just gonna sit in the mirror and put her hair up and braids and ask someone if they like her shoes because she likes theirs and and-/silly
- Her little age is commonly 6-10!
- Really sweet, like I said, but also protective and defensive of herself and her things.
- She doesn't like to share, and she doesn't like being wrong or challenged.
- Like you can touch her stuffie if you WANT something hard thrown at your head.
- She needs a lot of patience.
- Because she has a habit of snapping and I can assure you, those years in the Red Room won't disappear as soon as she's in littlespace, she can snap your arms like carrot sticks on a bad day. And on a good day too...
- Anyways...
- LOVES to use some temporary dye in this space and make her hair cool colors.
- Give her a sticker sheet? And stickers will find their way onto EVERYTHING.
- Her. The walls. Her toys. You. Everyone. Everything.
- "'Tasha. You know you have to clean all this up, right?" "But... do I HAVE to?"
- Sigh... I'm afraid so Nat. The adults are jealous of your swagger 😮💨
- She's also got a sweet tooth and is quite into baking, no matter the age!
- But her skills in said baking, to put it kindly, deplete when she's in little space.
- No worries though, there's a cookie jar raid at two o'clock.
⚒️THOR ODINSON⚒️
Caregiver:
- Can I interest you in a giant, walking, talking teddy bear?
- Like, that whole "being a god" thing?
- Watch all of that get thrown out the window around his little. You can walk all over him, and he will watch on with a goofy smile.
- Rules? Never heard of them. Just don't get hurt.
- He will blame you for nothing. If you start very consciously dumping your lunch on the floor, it's obviously the lunch's fault.
- And when I say you can walk all over him, I MEAN IT.
- You can do pretty much anything to him, and he will accept it.
- You could be using him as your personal jungle gym, pulling on his beard and at the same time, smearing his face with play make-up, and he will just on occasion remind you to be careful and gentle.
- He also loves telling you stories!
- Hundreds of years across the nine realms, he's gotta have something to show for it.
- They will be dramatized to the max, and he will be getting offended if you don't laugh at the funny parts.
- "Why aren't you laughing? You're listening to me, right? I knocked out a dragon. That is hilarious."
- Of course, Thor, of course. It's very good then 🙂/silly/ref
- Thor may get a bit lost comforting, though, except for two types.
- One, thunderstorm comfort. It's just a little bit of ol' Thor messing around, nothing to be scared of.
- And two, nightmare comfort. Thor has been protecting Loki against the nightmare monsters since the boy was adopted. He's got that down pact.
- Of course you can lay down with him! And if anyone tries to hurt you, they will feel his wrath!
- Easy peasy.
Little:
- Well, well, well, if it isn't troublemaker number two.
- If Steve is Captain trouble, Thor is his second in command.
- Whatever he wants to do, Thor is DOWN.
- And people hardly ever blame him because he acts like he doesn't know any better (even when he DOES)
- His age range can vary from teeny tiny baby to young adult, so you never know what you're gonna get.
- It doesn't help that Thor usually doesn't tell anyone! Like ever! He just kinda fails to mention it!
- The whole team can be kinda suspecting it all day, dropping hints to Thor if he needs to be taken care of, which Thor then promptly ignores.
- They only figure out in the middle of a mission when someone is getting on his case for being inattentive and irresponsible, and he starts blubbering about only being three.
- Like we understand that, buddy, but you could have mentioned that a little sooner!
- But when he's not making the team question their morals, he likes playing, and he likes playing ROUGH!
- Tug-of-war and wrestling? Awesome! But his favorite game is "Let's throw toys!"
- His caregivers DON'T agree unfortunately.
- He tires OUT his caregivers, like no joke.
- Making super soldiers sleepy and practically tearing the Hulk's arm out of his socket? Thor's done it all.
- And again, he does it with the sweetest smile on his face.
🧪BRUCE BANNER🧪
Caregiver:
- Hi, this is your caregiver, Bruce Banner, and he has no idea what he's doing!
- Children are covered in germs and sticky and loud and raise his blood pressure. Did I already mention they're covered in germs?
- All in all, Bruce isn't the best with kiddos. He has no idea how to hold a baby and parenting books have proven to be useless.
- But he wants to do right by you so he tries really hard.
- He gets you treats when you're good when you two go out.
- Let's you doddle on one end of his white board as he like, I dunno, makes a cure for everything on the other side.
- His big ol textbooks become your stools and his lab? Your own personal play area.
- He's a bit of a (lot of a) protective velcro caregiver.
- Not in the "GRRR! Angry! Stay away!" Kind of way, that's all Hulk's job, more in a:
- "Hey! Wait for me! Don't go too far and don't touch that! Don't touch anything anymore! I should just put you in bubble wrap at this point!" Kind of way.
- And if he could find a way to ACTUALLY wrap you in bubblewrap, he would.
- But his attempts have proven unsuccessful.
- His favorite thing to do with you above all is just teach you stuff!
- Reading you books, explaining how things work, describing and dissecting things, Bruce feels he's actually good at that kind of stuff, so, he incorporates it into how he cares for you.
- Gets you the books where you trace letters and gives you a little slate to do lessons on and everything.
- And all the stuff you watch is either educational or Bob Ross, which is pretty much the same thing.
- Because Bruce has class.
Little:
- And this is where things get a little sad ☹️
- Toddler to teen regressor, but he keeps a similar theme no matter the space.
- Keeps to himself and rarely talks unless spoken to. If you just left him sitting somewhere for hours, he probably wouldn't even move.
- He likes to hide, typically under the bed with the lights off, reading from the stack of books under his bed by flashlight.
- That's his safe space where it's quiet and calm and he only shows it to people he truly trusts.
- He actually just really loves his room in general, especially for any and all sleeping purposes.
- They should call him Bruce "Is it time for night-night?" Banner because if he IS talking, that's the question he's asking.
- "Can we go night-night now?" Brucey, it's 10 am, you've been up for an hour and a half. You just had breakfast. It isn't time for night-night just yet.
- But even with that, he still finds ways to sleep often.
- When regressed, no matter WHAT time of day, he is always in jammies.
- The best he can do for "real" clothes is long socks and a sweater, sometimes featuring his lab coat!
- Though, when he's little, it tends to be used as more of a makeshift blanket more than anything else.
🏹CLINT BARTON🏹
Caregiver:
- Anyone else wanna do an arrow trick shot on a motorcycle going through a ring of fire while eating a taco? You do? Good, because Clint wants to do it too and we should do it RIGHT NOW, before it gets too dark out!
- And that pretty much sums up Clint as your caregiver.
- The most irresponsible, responsible fun dad you know.
- Like you can do whatever, but not without that first-aid kit in tow (more so for him than for you at this point)
- Like that dude is covered in band-aids no matter what, it's unavoidable (he's also covered in stickers, thanks to you and Natasha.)
- And like I was saying, total fun dad.
- He is down for any game at any time, like he also wants to do a fairy princess tea party at one am, just don't get caught!
- And yes we can stay up past our bedtime doing target practice and throwing around the football, why not??? Just don't complain about being sleepy the next day!
- And Clint can make about just any boring, mundane task, seem like the time of your life.
- Getting groceries seems like a dull, grown-up thing to do but not if we're pretending to race through the aisles like F1 racers and trying not to hit a display case, which yes, Clint has done. MORE than once.
- Because of all the stuff he pulls, he really is a "Do as I say, not as I do." Type.
- Like when I give you an order, you listen and you do it, because I feel it is in your best interest. But whatever you see me do, do the EXACT opposite because it's either illegal, dangerous, both, or just plain unwise.
- But Clint can have his calm moments, especially when he's just on the farm with his family.
- Trying and failing at baking, sitting out on the porch swing, and reading bedtime stories.
- He contains multitudes, what can I say?
Little:
- "Clint Francis Barton, now just what do you think you're doing?!" "I don't think you wanna know..." DISTANT EXPLOSIONS
- Holy kid regressor!
- He loves action figures and toy weapons and comic books and climbing EVERYTHING like, ALL THE TIME.
- It's a little concerning at this point, like get down off the fridge Clint, that's not where you belong.
- Clint tends to like his share of attention, like once someone has their eyes on him and gets him going he won't ever stop.
- Ask him a question about his favorite cartoon of the week or about his favorite type of car if you want him calm and sitting for a couple of hours, because Clint's tangents have tangents and when he is sat, he is SAT.
- But when you ask him something, don't get offended if he doesn't respond, because often when he's little, he doesn't wear his hearing aids.
- He absolutely HATES the feeling of them and won't be putting them in unless forced to, so most conversations with Clint is just a lot of "HUH???" and him leaning in to read your lips.
- And then other times he can be hearing you just fine and just chooses not to respond because he doesn't like what he's hearing.
- Little crap hole, he deserves the world.
ANYWAYS wiping imaginary sweat off my brow that was a LOT!! If you actually stayed and read that whole thing I love you 😭🙏🏽/silly/p
