#middle rambles

[middlechildwhoescapedthebasement]

My favorite thing about Sam and Max is that despite the fact that you're playing as cops it's the OPPOSITE of copaganda. Like yeah these guys are cops BECAUSE they're bastards. They commit crimes to barely solve the cases they were assigned and have no problem harming people for funsies. They literally have a special place in hell for them because of all the people they killed on their cases. They're needlessly violent. They're careless. That's why they're cops. I love it so much. No matter the media they don't hide it (only a little in the cartoon but even then the idea is still there). My two bastards whom I love

[middlechildwhoescapedthebasement]

"How are you not surprised by what ____ fandom is like?! They're so-"

Buddy I was in the Naruto/Hetalia/Creepypasta fandoms on deviantart and tumblr in the early 2010's NOTHING fucking phases me anymore I learned YOUNG how far people will go for their favorite drawings of twinkified men

[middlechildwhoescapedthebasement]

Made Mario and Luigi for my Island and their first conversation started like this

Luigi: Mario, would you like to talk about...*dramatic close up* h o e s?

Mario: Ah, a fellow hoes enthusiast! I think about hoes all day!

[middlechildwhoescapedthebasement]

Hey moots who had dolls growing up how did you play with them

Because I would circle mine around a laundry basket and put one in the basket while violently shaking it yelling "SACRIFICE" over and over

Did that at five btw

[middlechildwhoescapedthebasement]

yesterday's theater fit

[middlechildwhoescapedthebasement]

🌻

Sabrina the teenage witch is canon to the mk universe

[middlechildwhoescapedthebasement]

Btw there's gonna be new ocs introduced in this next chapter 👀

[middlechildwhoescapedthebasement]

Animaniacs helped shape who I am for better or worse-