I remember that in middle school, some kids in my grade got the impression that the geeks in our grade would be easy, because they've never had a boyfriend before, they HAVE to be desperate. Long story short they asked me and a bunch of girls out (falsely) and if we said yes the guy would get like, $15. Some of my better responses to them (as a 13 year old) were: -"Fuck you." -"Go to Hell." -"When Hell freezes over." -"Unless you plan on taking me out to dinner with that $15 it ain't happening." -"Fuck off." And... -"Take no for an answer slut-bags!" I have to say, I was a very eloquent 13 year old. Same year, a rumor circulated that I was dating this kid, and my (proper) response was: "Who is this boy and where can I find and kill him?" I have since realized that these men are sexist, but hey, my stories are still funny, if only because of my 13 year old comebacks.