#funnystories

[binyasindayim]

[makoto-kaiser-blog]

to ruin (grown up) do you have any funny story's about the babies

RUIN: AS A MATTER OF FACT THERE'S QUITE A FEW FUNNY YET ADORABLE SITUATIONS THE LITTLE ONES CAUSED.

ONE SUCH WAS BETWEEN CLIPSY AND LITTLE LUNAR, LUNAR IS SUCH AN AFFECTIONATE LITTLE ONE AND WANTED TO SPEND TIME WITH ECLIPSE. SADLY ECLIPSE WAS ALREADY IN A POUTY MOOD AND WASN'T WANTING LUNAR'S ATTENTION. THEY THREW THE CUTEST TANTRUM WHILE LULU HELD ONTO THEM.

A NOTHER AMUSING INCIDENT WAS AROUND FEEDING TIME AND KC WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF PREPARING THE CHILDREN'S MEALS. AT THE TIME KC WAS HOLDING LITTLE BLOODY, AND BLOODY BEING THE IMPASSIONATE TWIN WAS VERY DEMANDING FOR THEIR MEAL. LETS JUST SAY BLOODY FOUND A NOTHER WAY TO NURSE, OH POOR KC.

AND THEN THERE WAS THE FIRST TIME SOLAR GOT TO MEET JACK, AWW THE LITTLE DARLING WAS SO EXCITED AND HAPPY BEING ABLE TO HOLD THEM FOR THE FIRST TIME, THEY JUST COULDN'T CONTAIN ALL THOSE BIG EMOTIONS. IT WAS THE MOST PRECIOUS THING.

[liquidnoodles]

Today I had the funniest cab driver of my life. The driver was a fat bald white Russophilic fascist. He was talking about the bad EU and how gendered folk were somehow the only defense of our country. The dude was tweaking and I was putting oil in the fire!!!

I was truly his opposite in core beliefs and I revealed that after I exited. He had a confused look on his face as if he had just realized he shit himself.

[aslukewouldhaveit]

Withdrawal

I take a deep breath, shielding my eyes from the piercing light of my computer screen. I am sweating profusely. My hands are visibly shaking. Everything seems to hurt now.

It has been 12 hours since AO3 went down due to a DDOS attack. I thought that, just maybe, I could wait it out. I didn’t need my fix today. I could go outside. Talk to friends. Maybe even work on that fic of my own.

My head throbs painfully, almost in time with my racing heart as I refresh the page.

We’ll be back soon!

Again.

We’ll be back soon!

Again.

We’ll be back soon!

Please! Won’t any god out there hear my pleas?

We’ll be back soon!

There are tears streaming down my face as I grab my hair. I know of something that can stop the pain. The desperation. The need to read.

...

I slowly move my cursor to the search bar, deleting the url inside.

You promised you’d never go back, I think.

But I am cold. I am burning. I am desperate. Desperate enough to return...there.

I begin to type.

𝚠    𝚊    𝚝    𝚝    𝚙    𝚊    𝚍    .    𝚌    𝚘    𝚖

[mercades85]

Today some teenagers rolled down there windows as I was outside getting something from my car, and yelled out “god damn lil mamma” 💀💀

[aliciousssssssd]

Emily: Faked my death yesterday, might fake my death today, will probably fake my death tomorrow.

Hotch: *ring ring*

Therapist: No.

Hotch: But you don't even know who-

Therapist: I am not seeing her again.

[albertojgarciava]

New episode of our original animated series Covered UP is out! Go check it out!

[dabiconcordia]