Theflipfish

I reblog Fall Out Boy, things that make me proud to be a human and anything else I feel like.

[awwdorables]

birb singing “if you’re happy and you know it” 

[roaringstream]

I don’t care if it’s wrong this birb sang it perfectly

[rainbowsandunicornscrafts]

[truebluemeandyou]

rainbowsandunicornscrafts:

DIY Harry Potter Book Spine Printables from Hideous! Dreadful! Stinky! I just downloaded these and they are so realistic. This is part of the 2 week Wizarding Wonderfulness event from Rae Gun Ramblings.

Magical Me by Glideroy Lockhart

History of Magic by Bagshot

Dragon Breeding for Pleasure and Profit

Flesh Eating Trees of the World

The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore by Rita Skeeter

The Muggle Conspiracy,

Advanced Potion-Making

Godelot’s Magik Moste Evile

[dyingofcute]

[tran-syl-vania]

☽ ⁎ ˚ * ☀ Enter my dreamland ✵ ⁎ * ☾

[spookyceeblathers]

my brother is sitting in the chair in my room studying a practice test thing for his final test before he becomes a fully certified EMT tomorrow and he’s mumbling some of the questions out loud and he just went “a child has fallen from a monkey at school…” and he just got dead quiet and stared at the wall for like a solid minute with the most stricken look on his face before he whispered “there’s no protocol for monkeys”

bro

bro it means monkey bars 

[spookyceeblathers]

now he’s googling “child falls from monkey” and apparently the only thing that pops up is Fall Out Boy’s “Thnks Fr th Mmrs”

[spookyceeblathers]

 I M  L AHUGNI N G SO H ARD  HE WENT INTO THE KITCHEN LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO AND STARTED A CONVERSATION WITH MY MOM AND I HEARD HIM JUST STOP MID SENTENCE AND THEN SHOUT “FUCKING MONKEY BARS” 

[asphyyyy-deactivated20211114]

when my dog had surgery he cried a lot the first night, but he’d stop when i laid down beside him. so i crawled into his cage with him so he’d stop crying and pet him until he fell asleep. i fell asleep with him and when i woke up, that bITCH WAS ON MY BED AND LEFT ME IN THE CAGE

[piercedshut]

my biggest secret is one time at a party i scared the shit out of everyone by chugging a whole bottle of vodka and everyone was scared as shit and just screaming at me to stop because i hadn’t  really drank that much before and when i was done since we all were so drunk they put me on their shoulders like a king and started chanting my name now everyone still to this day thinks im fucking hard ass bitch and everyone was shocked that i could take so much but its all a lie because i replaced it with water and that is my biggest secret.

[alegbra-deactivated20131116]

could you imagine being on tumblr with all your followers physically present just like a group of 300 people standing around staring at you and every time you say anything a handful of them just repeat it to eachother for a few minutes

the internet is a strange place

[striderfeels]

[spiderinthecupboard-deactivated]

[milas-universe]

We’ve been lied to, hoodwinked and bamboozled 😂😂😂

[theflipfish-blog]

Hey! Thank you so much for following me! I really appreciate it!

Hey you’re welcome, I love your blog! Sorry tumblr ate my asks ive no idea when that was sent

[cheese24k]

Bird reacts to dubstep

[xoxogossipzoe]

#best four seconds of my life tbh

[just-shower-thoughts]

If I wear a shirt inside out, the entire universe would be wearing it except me.

[breaktotheotherside]

Congratulations, you just explained Gödel’s theorem in a single sentence.

[chrisnerdwick]

[ubuyo]

[jbrclothing]

[pebblesboy]

*short haired people sobbing in the corner*

[hungoverunicorn1996]

*curly haired people stare longingly*

[mypassionxmypride-deactivated20]

*punk chic that can never be pin-up/rockabilly chic stares then sobbs*

[spaceyplacey]

*girls that can’t figure out hair tutorials die a little inside*

[luthor-pendragon]

*girls with hair that refuses to a damn thing give up on life*

[dawn-hammer-deactivated20190318]

*guys with long hair and no spatial reasoning laying facedown on the floor sobbing*

[fnurfnur]

*long-haired animals sniff the computer

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

I’m not saying that sex with an angel would cure the Mark of Cain I’m just saying it’s really irresponsible to not check and make sure

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

So it’s the first day of college and there are people handing out bibles everywhere

[dabsquat]

let me tell you a story

i picked philosphy as minor this semester and there are several “soon to be priests” who need to study philosophy before theology. to make it ven funnier it’s only me and other 5 women, all the other 40 are men priests.

on a rainy thursday (would you look at that coincidence) i got my pagan ass to class (heh) and i noticed some of them gave me weird looks because of my mjöllnir and my “””in your face””” pagan tshirt, so they started asking me why i was defying cristians with those accessories, in a catholic university and being probably baptized as christian when a baby. 

i just let them talk and heard a lot about how wrong i was converting to an “unexistent” and “primitive” religion when i shit you not a thunder hit the building next to ours and almost got everyone deaf. i got startled but i tried to keep my cool to scare them off and i said in my morgan freeman sort of voice “don’t you call my gods false”.

they literally run away to the sight of me now.

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

Thank you for your continuation to my post it’s the best one yet

[best-of-memes]

[theflipfish-blog]

febricant:

this one’s a keeper