Jan 28, 2018
... AND SHE TAKES HER MOTHERFUCKING TIME
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... AND SHE TAKES HER MOTHERFUCKING TIME
Alucard: "Im depressed..."
Integra: ... *lights a Catholic on fire*...
Alucard: "I love how you just GET me <3"
Blood Seras: "MAJOR! I'm here to rip off your dick!! If you ever had one!"
Major: "Guten tag! And indeed I did! But I'm afraid you're too late, Frau Hellsing beat you to it."
Integra: "The dogs had fun with that one."
Came back fifty years later with plans to keep returning until absolutely destroyed... the Major really is the turd that wont flush.
Mad Major: "I do so love singing in combat! Vould anyone handy vith un instrument care to accompany me-?"
... *drops a grand piano on the Major*...
I wonder who cleans Schrodinger's litter box at Millennium.
Totally the Dok. His creation, his responsibility.
Alucard: *kills one thousand people*
Integra: "Do you have any idea how much paperwork I have to do now??"
Alucard: "You still love me."
Integra: "DON'T RUB IT IN."
Alucard: "If I was human I'd love pizza with pineapple."
Integra: "....... I can never respect you again."
Alucard: "You still love me."
Integra: "Not anymore."
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every time Im doing something else and just glance at a page of Hellsing my ADD is 100% captured and I end up reading the whole page. Then the next. Then the next... then Im looking up and fuck I completely zoned out the TV. Where I was watching Hellsing. I swear. Missed the whole episode.
"One does not simply... glance at a page of Hellsing." That manga is like fucking PRINGLES.