#serz

[herushingu]

Because @gingerkyuketsuki

Only after did I think it could have been Alex with holy water, but this is funnier, for what its worth, lol.

Headless Seras lmao

[jeromeboham]

[herushingu]

Me: "But what use would Seras really ever have for her wonderful precious canons after going Full Blood-? *mourns Harkonnen*..."

Brain: "Her arm BECOMES a canon. Harkonnen III."

Me: "R-really-? 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 I have never been more in love with a headcanon--HA!! HeadCANON-!! XDDD"

Brain: "... I had your attention for two seconds. We have a record."

[herushingu]

Blood Seras: "MAJOR! I'm here to rip off your dick!! If you ever had one!"

Major: "Guten tag! And indeed I did! But I'm afraid you're too late, Frau Hellsing beat you to it."

Integra: "The dogs had fun with that one."

[herushingu]

From the other room: "Integra Fairbrook Windgates Hellsing... the Mother of Murder*, Killer Countess, The Pain Princess, A Beauty of Battle..."

Integra: "-MAXWELL, GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE OR MY VAMPIRE WILL BINGE YOUR ROTTEN CATHOLIC BLOOD, SO HELP ME."

* Seras: "... their nickname for me is "Murder"-???"

[herushingu]

In the beginning, as Seras is running through the forest in complete terror, I click the wrong thing in another window and "The Gold Saucer" song from Final Fantasy 7 starts playing. She's screaming at the top of her lungs and Im laughing my ass off.

[herushingu]

You see anon hate and just really hope its a joke from a friend...

Seras: "What kind of friend is that-??"

The fun kind. The best kind. And if its not a friend, talk about an asshole. The fun kind. The best kind.

[herushingu]

Like our favorite red-drenched explody muffin, Im not about to try and talk someone into doing something they dont wanna do.

You live in the world of choices. It's all up to you.