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Midnight Barber
Use the related link post to read Midnight Barber on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/69672431 by audenzawa Hizashi has a secret.. A terrible secret that he has told no one EVER. Not even his own husband that he has been with for nearly 10 years. It’s that he.. he.. dyes his hair every three weeks because he’s going grey, and that he has been since he was 23. He’s 31 now.. Stress does that to you sometimes. This is a terrible secret that he will tell NOBODY. Well. That was how it was supposed to be. Yk, a secret. Words: 1220, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, mentioned - Character, Kayama Nemuri | Midnight, Iida Tensei | Ingenium, Shirakumo Oboro, Tsukauchi Naomasa Relationships: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic Additional Tags: Crack, Funny, Secrets, He/Him and They/Them Pronouns for Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Married Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Fluff, very light angst, Light Angst, Shirakumo Oboro Lives, No beta we die like writer’s will to live, Deaf Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Crack Treated Seriously Use the related link post to read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/69672431
Midnight Barber
Ominis: Who cuts people's hair in the middle of the night?!
Sebastian: I do! They call me the midnight barber...
Ominis: Yeah, well, that's an infringement of peoples liberties.
Sebastian: Is it?
Ominis: Yeah, so, don't ever be doing that to me!
Sebastian: I do, do it to you!
Ominis: What?!
Sebastian: Who'd you think cuts your hair, Einstein?
Ominis: My hair just doesn't grow very fast...
Sebastian: What? You think it stays that length naturally? I'm in there, in the night, styling away!
Ominis: How dare you do that in the night, when I'm oblivious!
Sebastian: I do my best work when you're oblivious! I lean you up against the pillow, and I go at you!
Ominis: That's perverted!
Can someone who knows how to animate please make a midnight barber moonknight voiceover animation?
Hugely disappointed to report that they expect u to shave your pubes yourself before surgery. No midnight barber in this oppressive ass society we live in y'all
Mr. Doom and Gloom let me wash his hair and trim it 🤗
It was fun. He should let me so it more often, tho.
my partner didn't know about the midnight barber. they have now been educated.
Yall know the midnight barber sound? I showed my parents the clip because i think its so funny in an absurdist way and according to them its about blowjobs but they couldmt explain to me WHY its about blowjobs