Jan 9, 2020
Dumbledore: Make a wish Severus!
McGonagall: It's tradition. Blow out the candles!
Severus: How am I supposed to do that? You stuffed the cake with what has to be a thousand candles.
McGonagall: Yes, one for each sarcastic comment you made during a staff meeting.
Dumbledore: We kept track.
#birthday post num 1#Well that's not how candles are done#but I'm sure the number probably represents the age of his soul more accurately#midnight exactly#at least in my time zone#happy birthday sev!#inncorect quotes#severus snape#minerva mcgonagall#dumbledore#staff meeting#snape headcanon#pro snape#not canon#harry potter#hp#snape community#snapedom