With Friends Like These: Mighty Mayte and Her (Not So) Merry Minions
Seems it does not pay to not pay Mayte. She’s running around shouting Love God, Love 4 One Another when her love for money is causing a fracturing within the ranks of her “charity” and feeble fan base. In a private chat group convened to discuss all things related to fundraising scams, and fan groups, it seems this collective can now be labeled a board (which also means that if you are harassed by any of these board members, you can report it to the state of CA and the IRS). Mayte has agreed to endorse the “group” that raises the most money for her “charity.” According to various sources that know a thing or two about running a 501(c)3, such an informal convocation can be deemed a Board of Directors given their frequent meetings and shared objectives: https://www.theguardian.com/society/2009/jul/30/charity-trustee-advice; or at the very least an Advisory Board: https://www.entrepreneur.com/encyclopedia/advisory-boards.
Both are subject to the same code of (behavioral) conduct for members.
Mayte, Dave, and Kim, you have GOT to be more careful about who you piss off, exclude, lie about or hack! Because of your sloppiness and vile treatment of those who were at one time in your corner, you have been infiltrated at every level. You think you have eyes everywhere? The more people you offend, the more evidence of your misdeeds will circulate publicly. Dave, alone, has been sharing information with a few he turns around and bashes on social media all because he assumed it was someone else and doesn’t know they use their the government names when he’s been confiding in them.
David S. Buchansky, Vice President of Mayte’s Rescue, you aren’t fooling anybody with the new IG accounts. Why? Because you go from site to site griping about the same stuff, saying the same things. Enough with the cut and paste, already! Dude, stop obsessing about the size of Prince’s penis, whether he did it to Mayte or not and how. Stop reminding us how you are not getting it because of your obsession with how she got it from Prince at one time. Stop telling people they are jealous Mayte was married to Prince, a man you both have said was an abusive husband. Who tells other women to be jealous of domestic violence? As a matter of fact, stop lying about Prince being an abusive husband. The man was married twice, had many girlfriends, but over 40 years, the only woman he was supposedly with to call him abusive is Mayte. Makes you wonder if he was abusive (NOT) or if she’s just a liar (YUP). Stop dropping info (like how Mayte tried to sell Prince back his stuff after he sued Nate’s auction house) that only 8 people knew she did, including Prince and his lawyer. Most importantly stop harassing people because as the listed Vice President, you are an officer of the “charity” and you are violating IRS rules that govern 501(c)3 officers as stipulated in IRS Publications 4221, 557, and 581. Further, the California Attorney General has strict rules against this behavior, which isn’t good considering you just filed your paperwork to register Mayte’s Rescue with that office. You can brush up on the law in California here: http://ag.ca.gov/charities/publications/guide_for_charities.pdf.
Kim, Mayte did you the glorious favor of stating that her belly dancing classes that you worked so hard to help set up and promote are actually fundraisers for Mayte’s Rescue (not that some proceeds would go to the rescue, but that they are FUNDRAISERS for the rescue). Moreover, she defiantly says she’s not stopping (even if it means risking her 501(c)3 status). This means that you will have to register in every state (except Texas as they don’t have that requirement) to host these fundraisers per the law and at the advisement of the IRS: https://www.irs.gov/charities-non-profits/charitable-organizations/charitable-solicitation-state-requirements. If a previously registered charity was hosting on your behalf, no harm, no foul, no registration required. But since you are doing these independently on behalf of your FB group in exchange for Mayte’s undying adoration (and Mayte posted, specifically, they are fundraisers), it might have helped if you did your research, FIRST. Remember a few months ago when someone (who had 20 years experience fundraising for nonprofits, by the way) told you that you, personally, had to register as a fundraiser with each state you planned to host fundraisers in and you laughed and said you didn’t? We at thefunksoldiers.tumblr.com laughed because we knew THIS was going to come down the pipe. Now the people you shafted can laugh at you (and that 1988 mullet--- girl, Tommy Lee wants his hairdo from his Mötley Crüe days back).
Lynette, Brittany, Laura, a shark will eat its own guts. The same way Mayte and Dave swallowed up anyone who was no longer of use to them financially, they will do the same to you with Kim leading the charge. The moment you out-Kim Kim, she’s going to do everything she can behind your back to make sure Mayte sees you as someone she needs to get rid of. Angel and Stephanie are gone. Kim did that. Which one of you do you think is next?! We know. Drop us a line if you want to know when and how they are going to oust you, the order this will occur and why.
Oh, and Dave--- one more thing--- because we really want to help you get your self-esteem on track (sort of): you need to keep an eye on Kim. She’s coming for your slot, bruh, as Mayte’s bestie. We cannot stress this enough: watch your back! You let the devil in the back door while you were out front harassing anyone who professed a dislike for Mayte. You are busy putting out fires you start because you can’t just tell Mayte YOU want to be the man in her life, so you harass and stalk anyone who doesn’t share your infatuation for Mayte’s mediocrity and you started slipping. Kim--- she caught you slipping and picked up the rescue stuff and ran with it. Now, she can’t stop running her mouth in private chats, DMs and FB messages about how you are screwing up with the rescue (we have screenshots)! Boy, get your life or Kim will get your friend!
Besties 4 Life
That’s all for today. Happy Independence Weekend, may the mess of you find yours from “Mighty Mayte!”
