#mike honaker

[hooking]

“Mike ‘I’m not actively punching you in the face so I don’t see why you can’t go down on me’ Honaker”

Jones

[hooking]

Admitting your lack of heterosexuality to your gay lover

Mike: "Fine. 'm not straight, you fuck. Happy?"

Mac: "Yeah. I know. Me too."

Mike: "Reaaally?"

Mac: "I'm not sure, but it might be the few dozen men I've slept with that clued me in."

[hooking]

Part 2

[twelve minutes later]

Finn: Oh my god.

Michael: ...

Finn: I can't—Mike, are you serious?

Michael: Would I fuckin lie t'you about this, you fuck? I'd like t'be doing so.

Finn: okay, okay. /shows palms.

Finn: Well, uh. You need advice?

Michael: ...?

Finn: ... Guy advice?

Michael:

Michael: just... shut the fuck up, will ya.

Finn: not meaning to tease... just came out that way. I'm as shocked as you are.

Finn: I mean, you didn't get a girl pregnant. Not that I thought you would. It's just that Emmett would, Braden would... so it's the plausible theory. That's what I'd bet on. Not... well, you...

Michael: :|

Finn: and a guy...

Michael: Woulda preferred your theory, for what's worth.

Finn: That's harsh.

[hooking]

Part 1

Michael: There's also something else I haven't told ya.

Finn: Has dad done something stupid?

Michael: Um, nah, not lately....

Finn: Braden? Emmett?

Michael: nope, no.

Finn: You? Really? You're the least likely—oh God, what did you do?

Michael: 8|

Michael: /sweats.

Michael: Nothin. /shrug

Michael: How's vet stuff?

[hooking]

Nevermind Mike once accidentally almost killed his brother’s boyfriend mistaking him for a mobster. The fact the man is a tall, broad, and tattooed figure didn’t help. 

He still doesn’t know that guy is actually his brother’s boyfriend, and Finn’s boyfriend doesn’t know his family runs a mob.