Mitch is (somehow) the voice of reason among The Norms when both Robin and Pablo are too angry to think clearly
Mike is the most reckless of The Norms
Bubbles is a pansexual queen
when The Professor first heard about what Mojo had done to the boys, the girls had to restrain him before he kicked down Mojo’s door and punted the bitch
Boomer uses jokes as a coping mechanism (*cough* me projecting *cough*)
Blossom took up tap dancing when she was 10 years old and now if anyone ever brings up that part of her life she screams over them
Brick unironically listens to 100 gecs and is ashamed
Blossom looked at what he was currently listening to on spotify (cause they have that feature if you’re on your computer) and when she saw 100 gecs she waisted no time in texting him
Brick: ... don’t tell anyone
Butch has a scar on the back of his calf from a fight he and BC had back in middle school that no one knows about because his pride was damaged. he didn’t want anyone to know that his arch nemesis could hit hard enough that even X couldn’t heal him
except BC totally knows about the scar, she’s just waiting for the perfect moment to bring it up
Bubbles spends so much money on lesbian earrings on Etsy
she buys them for all her friends too
all three of the boys got their ears pierced (Butch already had his but went for moral support) for Bubbles
Boomer’s ear got infected with in 4 hours
Buttercup mains in black with a crown in AU, which Brick is mad about cause “the crown is his thing, that’s not fair”
Bubbles mains in pink with a balloon
Blossom mains in purple and is absolutely the most sus player ever
Brick mains in red cause if he can’t have his crown to himself he can at least have his color
Butch mains in brown. yeah.
Buttercup hacked him (stole his phone) and set his hat to the dum sticker and Butch literally can’t figure out how to put it back
Boomer mains in whatever color he enters the lobby with and he doesn’t know how to put hats on so he looks like a newbie all the time
Mike mains in white, Robin is light blue, Mitch is orange, and Pablo is yellow
okay back on track to normal HC
princess is that one aunt that you see 4 times a year who gives you $300 every time and thinks you’re still in 7th grade
Blossom made a “that’s what she said” joke one time and everyone flipped out
she claims that it just slipped out and blames Boomer and Butch for getting it in her brain
Mitch once dared Buttercup to cut Butches hair and it actually turned out good
yes, this is me saying Buttercup cuts Butches hair
Mike got on his knees and begged Blossom not to break up with Brick for absolutely no reason
when she asked why he thought she would do that he just said “i-i’ve been getting vIBes *sniff*”
Brick laughs at this story
Blossom? wearing Bricks cap? it’s more likely than you think.
okay that’s it i’m gonna try to sleep now
