#mike.chr

[suchagoodyear]

DON'T TAKE THE DEAL. WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT TAKE THE DEAL. THE VOICE IS LYING TO YOU, TRUST ME.

I am, ehh...quite intrigued, actually! It was my resolution...I think.

I'm listening! Uh...guy...?

IF YOU MUST REFER TO ME BY NAME, YOU MAY CALL ME MIKE.

AS FOR YOUR ASPIRATIONS...

YOU WISH TO BECOME BIG? I CAN PROMISE THAT AND MUCH MORE.

Much more, huh...?

Haha, nah... As interesting as it is, do I really think I'd believe a chump like you? What was it, Michael? You can't just make your business BOOM like that! You gotta put hard work into it!

(Though I have been workin' hard to get where I am...and...it's not workin' well...)

It's gonna take MORE THAN THAT to convince me!

THEN SO BE IT.

[crabs-dads-and-fab-ocs]

"Okay, okay- I may not get what the hell you're saying, but... Give him back, or else!"

"Oh really? Or else what?"

"I mean, I don't see you doing anything abou-"

"Just- just take your stupid friend- and leave me alone, okay?! Gods!"

[suchagoodyear]

A Vision...

[ All of a sudden, a vision comes into Spamton's view... ]

What's...that? It kinda hurts my eyes...

HEAVEN. A REALM OF LIGHT FROM THE BEYOND.

IT BRINGS...LIBERATION.

DON'T YOU FEEL AS THOUGH YOU ARE A PUPPET, SPAMTON?

LIMBS ATTACHED BY STRINGS, BEING CONTROLLED BY ANOTHER?

Okay, okay. This is starting to weird me out, I don't want any of your "light" crap. Goodbye, you creep.

[ Spamton hesitantly hangs up the phone. ]

I...don't feel safe in my own apartment now.

[crabs-dads-and-fab-ocs]

get FUCKED puppetman

[crabs-dads-and-fab-ocs]

“What... the...”

“Is that...?”

“Wait! Come back!”

[UHHH... EDISON? is now available for questions.]

[Transcription below cut]

[Frame 3] Dave: Oh god what do I do-

[Frame 5] ???: Well..

[Frame 6] Edison: ...Looking for this?

[crabs-dads-and-fab-ocs]

“...What is that? Is that a fucking puppet?”

“Fuckin’ thing must’ve washed up from the river...”

“I’m just going to throw it back in-”

“--Ghhk!!” “Haha...”

“No, you aren’t.”

[MIKE is no longer available for questions.] [To compensate however, DAVE is now available for questions!]

[crabs-dads-and-fab-ocs]

Mike, I've only seen you for maybe a day, but I would kill you already. You condone people dying anyway, <3. -💚

“Besides. I don’t think any of you can actually hurt me.”

[crabs-dads-and-fab-ocs]

Mike I’ve only known you a day and I would die for you already.

[...Well, points for self-awareness, I guess????]