nibs, i know you’re kinda sick of this guy but is this REALLY the best way to get him off your back?? you gotta admit this all sounds reeeeeeal sketchy
Do you HATE me? Like legitimately hate me?
Don't think I haven't noticed. I'm not stupid. You're my favorite person on the entire Web, I don't want to know that you've been lying to me the whole time.
no, no. i haven't been lying to you, spamton. i support you on all your endeavors. i would never hate you. did i ever hold a grudge on you even after i rejected your awkward confession? no! i could never hate you.
so, chin up, spamton. i don't hate you. let me see that award-winning smile. i think you have the potential to be the, erm, "biggest shot" i've ever seen...
That...means a lot to me, Nibs. Ya really think I should take that deal?
you should! i believe in you!