#mikechilton-level44

[tennytheartist-blog]

Mexican Condiments will be the death of me.

((I made this in the drabble generator and it's extra suggestive. Putting it under a cut JUST IN CASE.))

An Euphoric Day To Futterwacken Ketchup stepped sensually out into the moist sunshine, and admired Duke's dingledangle. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a seductive sight." Duke climbed off the limo and walked vigorously across the grass to greet his lover. Ketchup patted Duke on the sweetspot and then tried to futterwacken him casually, but without success. "That's all right," Duke said. "We can try again later." "I'm just not creamy," Ketchup. "Not as creamy as the time we futterwackened against a limo." Duke nodded teasingly. "We were chafed back in those days." "Our disco sticks were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Ketchup said. "Everything seems tantalizing and stiff when you're young." "Of course," Duke said. "But now we're orgasmic, we can still have fun. If we go about it deeply." "Deeply?" Ketchup said . "But how?" "With this," Duke said and held out a wet gators. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to futterwacken." Ketchup swallowed the gators at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to futterwacken deeply. They futterwackened like an animal giving into it's carnal instinct to procreate. Three times. And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.

[tennytheartist-blog]

WOW OKAY I LOVE THE DRABBLE GENERATOR. MEXICAN CONDIMENTS SHIPPING AHOY.

A Salsa In Time On a moist and sweaty morning, Duke sat on a hard place. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His dingledangle ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Ketchup to love someone with an egoistic phalange? Animalistically, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a blissful corrupted tacosauce, all on a summer's day. I wish my Ketchup would woohoo me, in his own purifying way..." "Do you?" Ketchup sat down beside Duke and put his hand on Duke's elbow. "I think that could be arranged." Duke gasped cockily. "But what about my egoistic phalange?" "I like it," Ketchup said deeply. "I think it's self-absorbed." They came together and their kiss was like the sweet succulent taste of a virgin's lips. "I love you," Duke said airily. "I love you too," Ketchup replied and woohoo'd him. They bought a snake, moved in together, and lived roughly ever after.

[shadesandascar-blog]

"This is what keeps friendships exciting and fun, Mr. Chilton! Add that little spice to life that we all need to keep our lives like salsa and not mere ketchup!” The Duke leaned in close(r) to Mike, pulling his aviators down to shoot him a concerned look. “Don’t tell me you want your life to be like ketchup. Not you!”

The Duke of Detroit, aka bowtoyourduke

[orph-acct-blog-blog]

Kawaii moe.

[tennytheartist-blog]

A Crack Thread that needs to happen

[9:11:14 PM] Tenny: can we have just

[9:11:19 PM] Tenny: a totally crack thread

[9:11:26 PM] Claire: crack

[9:11:29 PM] Claire: me gust

[9:11:37 PM] Tenny: with Red and Kane and Kechup

[9:11:45 PM] Tenny: just

[9:11:46 PM] Ketchup: what about me

[9:11:48 PM] Ketchup: what

[9:11:49 PM] Tenny: having a sleepover

[9:11:54 PM] Ketchup: SCREAMS

[9:12:03 PM] Ketchup: BEN TEN WHY

[9:12:19 PM] Claire: and they compare sizes

[9:12:20 PM] Claire: BI

[9:12:24 PM] Claire: I am not gomen

[9:12:26 PM] Ketchup: IWI

[9:12:29 PM] Ketchup: OWO

[9:12:31 PM] Ketchup: CLAIRE NO

[9:12:36 PM] Claire: KETCHUP YES

[9:12:41 PM] Ketchup: CLAIRE NO

[9:12:51 PM] Claire: WHO'S DINGLE DANGLE IS LONGER?

[9:12:53 PM] Tenny: Kane: "So like, no hard feelings, it's like totally your choice and everything Mikey, but you are kind of a player. You like ran away from me and now you're seeing all these boys in motorcity tch."

[quietmechanic-blog]

Organization Post

Hello and good morning, everyone. I've replied to the following people, but please don't feel pressed to reply right away. c:

Meeting a Mute - thatdirtybird

A Terra - mikechilton-level44

Introduction - programmingpassenger

Bully - willfuckupyourshit

Reunion - whiptailheart

[spunkymutt-blog]

Mikey no

Dutch/Mutt: Mikey no

Dutch/Mutt: Kissing people doesn't make you a non-virgin

Dutch/Mutt: Mikey

Dutch/Mutt: Pls

Mike "Ketchup"Chilton: EWhst

Mike "Ketchup"Chilton: ?

Mike "Ketchup"Chilton: Wat

Dutch/Mutt: Mun and Mutt are both facepalming

Mike "Ketchup"Chilton: ??

Dutch/Mutt: Maiku's latest reply

Dutch/Mutt: "But you kissed!"

Mike "Ketchup"Chilton: Oh my god

Dutch/Mutt: Mikey stop that doesn't mean he lost his virginity

Mike "Ketchup"Chilton: really

Dutch/Mutt: I'm cry

Mike "Ketchup"Chilton: I;m facepalming

Dutch/Mutt: Join me and Mutt then

Dutch/Mutt: We can facepalm together

Julie: ...

Mikey : I cant type straight I'm laughign too hard

Julie: Julie is in a fit of laughter.

Dutch/Mutt: I try~

Dutch/Mutt: u moirail

Mike "Ketchup"Chilton: o, so fone

Mike "Ketchup"Chilton: COuple stuff doesnt mean SEX

Mike "Ketchup"Chilton: OH Y GD

Mikey : He can't type straight either omfg

Mike "Ketchup"Chilton: I never type straight

[orph-acct-blog-blog]

YO NO, I love you to death yo, you love Motorcity I love Motorcity and wow no you're great and I would smooch your face.

thank you wow gosh 8 u 8