#mikehail

[thatonesongyouretryingtoremember]

Friend: who's your favorite character?

Me: he's not even real, he's in my head.

Friend: obv he's not real, he's fiction

Me: no you simply don't understand

[jwillbiteyourfingersoff]

I was gone for 4 hours

why is mike Russian now

[prettyboybyers]

I wanted to add my contribution

[yellow-n-blue]

what if ... mikehail (mikhail x mike) 😯

we could have like an enemies to lovers situation

[thatsgazebo]

love it how you can forget to check byler tumblr for a couple days and come back completely out of the loop

Like who tf is mikehail help

[thatonesongyouretryingtoremember]

I'm Misha, short for Mikhail. We can call you Mike, shorter than me.

[thatonesongyouretryingtoremember]

Incorrect quotes with the boys (P7/?)

Mikhail: How's the sexiest person here~?

Micheal: I don't know, how are they~?

Mikhail, flustered: I-

Will, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

8/10 it's fine.

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Mikhail: HELP! I TOLD WILL I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

Micheal, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

10/10 accuracy

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Mikhail: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.

Micheal: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Will isn’t

7/10 I could see this happening.

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Mikhail: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Micheal: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Will: In that case, we're definitely lost.

5/10 friends don't lie

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Mikhail: Micheal and I don’t use pet names.

Will: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Mikhail: Honey?

Micheal: Yes, dear?

Mikhail:

Will: Don't ever lie to my face again.

No/10

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Mikhail: We need a distraction.

Micheal: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Will, whispering: My time has come

7/10 *hits play* Is it early, Micheal?

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Mikhail: Don't worry, I got a plan.

Micheal: Alright.

Mikhail: TraitorSayWhat?

Will: Excuse me?

Mikhail: What?

Micheal:

Mikhail:

Mikhail: No wait-

9/10 we will be returning to some season one dyna-

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Mikhail: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Micheal: The cow???

Mikhail: What?

Will: Micheal, W H Y?

7/10 Will why would you share a refrigerator with this guy?

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Mikhail: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Micheal: I'm a knife.

Will, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

4/10 this is false

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Mikhail: What do you think Micheal will do for a distraction?

Will: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Will: ... or they could do that.

7/10 yes, sure

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Mikhail: What did you do with Will's body?

Micheal: What didn’t I do with the body?

Mikhail:

Micheal: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.

I don't know what to say

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Mikhail: I know you snuck out last night, Micheal.

Will: Play dumb!

Micheal: Who's Micheal?

Will: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

7/10 just for the Spiderverse because Wheeler-verse they literally share a room how would he not know?

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Mikhail: I trust Micheal.

Will: You think they know what they're doing?

Mikhail: I wouldn't go that far.

8/10 pretty much

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Mikhail: We need to get through this locked door. Micheal, give me your credit card.

Micheal: Here.

Mikhail, pocketing it: Thanks. Will, kick down the door.

10/10 top tier content right there

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Mikhail: Hey, Micheal? Can I get some dating advice?

Micheal: Just because I’m with Will doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

9/10 I could see this

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Mikhail, trying to ask Micheal out: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Will: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

4/10 they literally live together.. in Mike's house..

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Mikhail, texting Micheal: Micheal! Help I’m being kidnapped

Micheal: Where are you?

Mikhail: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Micheal: I’ll call Will.

Will, answering their cell: Y’ello?

Micheal: Where’s Mikhail? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.

Will: Mikhail? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-

Will:

Will: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*

Will: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!

Mikhail: WHO ARE YOU?!

10/10 bet you a man who appreciates your bowlcut

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Mikhail: I told Micheal their ears flush when they lie.

Will: Why?

Mikhail: Look.

Mikhail: Hey Micheal! Do you love us?

Micheal, covering their ears: No.

Will:

10/10 literally them

Race you there, winner gets a comic!

[vry-sorcha]

willhail this elhail that

what about mikehail?