Aug 28, 2022
I'm glad that even if milkvans don't agree with willhails that that Will and Mikhail are in love, they at least agree with Mike that they shouldn't be.
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I'm glad that even if milkvans don't agree with willhails that that Will and Mikhail are in love, they at least agree with Mike that they shouldn't be.
Incorrect quotes with the boys! (P9/?)
Using a new generator this time!
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Mikhail : I find it very unseemly of Will to start dating again. Isn't the customary period of mourning 10 years?
Micheal: Die. Let's find out.
6/10 noo! Willhail breakup!?
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Micheal: So... what’s goin’ on?
Will: You want the long version or the short version?
Micheal, hesitantly: The short one, I guess?
Will: Shit’s fucked.
Micheal: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.
10/10 v accurate key Will say fuck
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Micheal: Hey, no, you stay out of this, this is between me and Will!
Mikhail : So Will knows about this?
Micheal, walking away: No, this is between me and me!
10/10 byler: Russian therapist friend edition
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Micheal: Just think about this! I’m your hottest friend.
Micheal: No, that’s Mikhail … I’m your nicest friend.
Micheal: No, Will... I’m your friend!
10/10 I think it would be better if we were a team. Friends. Best friends.
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Micheal: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.
Mikhail : But are you shuffling?
Micheal: Everyday.
Will: What language are you two speaking??
5/10 not impressed.
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Mikhail : I'm not doing to well.
Will: What's wrong?
Mikhail : I have this headache that comes and goes.
*Micheal enters the room*
Mikhail : There it is again.
10/10, obv
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Mikhail : *finds a note* Hmm, whats this?
Micheal: Hey, that's mine! *tries to grab it*
Mikhail : Aww, it's a love note for Will?
Micheal: No-
Mikhail : *opens it*
Mikhail :
Micheal:
Mikhail : I can't read this.
8/10 sorry, letter truthers😞
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Micheal: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!
Mikhail : Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Will, go find out if that thing can catch fire!
Micheal: You're a bad influence.
Mikhail : And you don't know your sayings.
5/10.
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Will: Guys where did Mikhail go?
Micheal: They got arrested.
Will: How the hell-
Mikhail : *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.
7/10 Hopper is Mishaphobic
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Will: When Micheal was born, the gods said, "They're too perfect for this world."
Mikhail : Please. When they were born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."
9/10 yess
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Will: Hey, Micheal, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?
Micheal: Yeah.
Will: And you, Mikhail ?
Mikhail : Umm... yes?
Will: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!
Mikhail : Did they just-
2/10 why is there always one mikehail one🤮
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Micheal: Mikhail has never seen Star Wars? Will, the only people in the universe who haven’t seen Star Wars are the characters in Star Wars and that’s cause they lived them, Will! That’s cause they lived the Star Wars!
8/10 hyperfixation accuracy
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Micheal: What are you guys doing?
Mikhail : Like in life in general or-
Will: Not much. Why, what's up?
Micheal: I dunno, I’m bored playing AC.
Will: Assassins Creed?
Micheal: Animals Creed.
Mikhail : Assassins Crossing.
6/10 why
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Will: Micheal, what do you have?
Micheal: A KNIFE!
Will: Okay, have fu-
Mikhail : NO!
9/10 I mean we've seen him punch himself💀
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BYYEEE!!
Incorrect quotes with the boys (P7/?)
Mikhail: How's the sexiest person here~?
Micheal: I don't know, how are they~?
Mikhail, flustered: I-
Will, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
8/10 it's fine.
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Mikhail: HELP! I TOLD WILL I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!
Micheal, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
10/10 accuracy
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Mikhail: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.
Micheal: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Will isn’t
7/10 I could see this happening.
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Mikhail: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Micheal: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Will: In that case, we're definitely lost.
5/10 friends don't lie
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Mikhail: Micheal and I don’t use pet names.
Will: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Mikhail: Honey?
Micheal: Yes, dear?
Mikhail:
Will: Don't ever lie to my face again.
No/10
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Mikhail: We need a distraction.
Micheal: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Will, whispering: My time has come
7/10 *hits play* Is it early, Micheal?
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Mikhail: Don't worry, I got a plan.
Micheal: Alright.
Mikhail: TraitorSayWhat?
Will: Excuse me?
Mikhail: What?
Micheal:
Mikhail:
Mikhail: No wait-
9/10 we will be returning to some season one dyna-
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Mikhail: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Micheal: The cow???
Mikhail: What?
Will: Micheal, W H Y?
7/10 Will why would you share a refrigerator with this guy?
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Mikhail: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Micheal: I'm a knife.
Will, from across the room: They're the little spoon.
4/10 this is false
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Mikhail: What do you think Micheal will do for a distraction?
Will: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Will: ... or they could do that.
7/10 yes, sure
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Mikhail: What did you do with Will's body?
Micheal: What didn’t I do with the body?
Mikhail:
Micheal: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.
I don't know what to say
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Mikhail: I know you snuck out last night, Micheal.
Will: Play dumb!
Micheal: Who's Micheal?
Will: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
7/10 just for the Spiderverse because Wheeler-verse they literally share a room how would he not know?
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Mikhail: I trust Micheal.
Will: You think they know what they're doing?
Mikhail: I wouldn't go that far.
8/10 pretty much
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Mikhail: We need to get through this locked door. Micheal, give me your credit card.
Micheal: Here.
Mikhail, pocketing it: Thanks. Will, kick down the door.
10/10 top tier content right there
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Mikhail: Hey, Micheal? Can I get some dating advice?
Micheal: Just because I’m with Will doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
9/10 I could see this
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Mikhail, trying to ask Micheal out: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Will: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
4/10 they literally live together.. in Mike's house..
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Mikhail, texting Micheal: Micheal! Help I’m being kidnapped
Micheal: Where are you?
Mikhail: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Micheal: I’ll call Will.
Will, answering their cell: Y’ello?
Micheal: Where’s Mikhail? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Will: Mikhail? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
Will:
Will: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Will: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!
Mikhail: WHO ARE YOU?!
10/10 bet you a man who appreciates your bowlcut
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Mikhail: I told Micheal their ears flush when they lie.
Will: Why?
Mikhail: Look.
Mikhail: Hey Micheal! Do you love us?
Micheal, covering their ears: No.
Will:
10/10 literally them
Race you there, winner gets a comic!
Incorrect quote with the boys (P5/?)
Mikhail, driving Will and Micheal: So how was your day?
Will: We almost got surprise adopted!
Mikhail: What?
Micheal: We almost got kidnapped.
Mikhail: Oh, okay.
Mikhail: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
6/10
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Mikhail: If you had to choose between Will and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Micheal: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Will: Micheal!
Mikhail: 63 cents.
Micheal: I'll take the money.
Will: MICHEAL!!!
4/10 Mikhail is responsible and keeps more cash on hand, friends don't lie🙄
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Mikhail: Will, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Will: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later
Mikhail: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Micheal.
6/10 v nuetral
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Mikhail: What do you think Will will do for a distraction?
Micheal: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Micheal: ... or they could do that.
8/10 he deserves to cause chaos
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Mikhail: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Will: Mikhail no.
Micheal: Mistlefoe.
Will: Please stop encouraging them.
10/10 GOLD
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Mikhail: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Will: You’re a hazard to society
Micheal: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
9/10 the only people I support intrying to kill Mike are Nancy and Mikhail
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Mikhail: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Will: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Mikhail: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Micheal: edible
10/10 Micheal's poetry sucks
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Mikhail: WHY. why did you give Micheal a KNIFE?!
Will: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe.
Mikhail: Now I feel unsafe!
Will: I’m sorry.
Will: ... would you like a knife?
5/10 he already has several
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Mikhail: What did you do with Micheal's body?
Will: What didn’t I do with the body?
Mikhail:
Will: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.
10/10 I want even gonna do one more but this was worth it
Over📻
Incorrect quotes with the boys (P6/?)
(I'm on my quote bullshit again😈😈😈)
Will: Why are you on the floor?
Micheal: I'm depressed.
Micheal: Also I was stabbed, can you get Mikhail, please.
5/10 Why?
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Will: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Micheal: Just rip the bandage off.
Will: It’s Mikhail.
Micheal: Put the bandage back on.
10/10 if she didn't need you, I think she'd tell you that, rip off the bandaid
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Will: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Micheal: The car takes a screenshot.
Mikhail: For the last time, get the fuck out.
9/10 quality meme content
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Will: Micheal and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Mikhail: *Sighing* What did Micheal do?
Will: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Micheal: Who wants a steering wheel?
8/10 Micheal Stearing Wheeler
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Will: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Micheal: Wasn't Mikhail with you?
Mikhail: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
10/10 WHAT HAPPENED
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Will, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.
Micheal: Okay
Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?
Will: Orange soda, please!
Micheal: I'll have the strawberry soda.
Mikhail: Me too, strawberry soda.
Will:
0/10 I'm aghast at the disrespect, I'm anti mike hail
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Will: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Micheal: *turning to Mikhail* How tall are you?
9/10 I think I've done it before but it's a classic, it's diet coke flavored
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Will: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.
Micheal: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Mikhail isn’t
7/10 he is mean he's just mean in Russian
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Will: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Micheal: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Mikhail: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Micheal: Good thinking.
4/10 go to Vegas with your sister🙄
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The funniest thing to me is seeing that people still regularly see my "Will asked for no pickles" byler edit but they apparently still haven't caught on to my willhail/ Willsha one💀