#mikenewton

[aliceandherstupidtalent]

i’m so sorry to admit this, but when i first watched twilight i thought mike newton was edward.

i’m so sorry

[bellaschinchilla]

that’s so funny *laughs in cursive*

-jessica stanley

[lovestruckgirl1234]

The Original Swan (Twilight; Jasper Hale) (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/PK7yzpJ4yN Meet Lilith, Bella's good as sister, when Bella moves to Forks Charlie extends the invite to Lilith, though not actually his daughter, they get on well enough. Only Lilith hides something dark from all but Bella, something dangerous, something hungry. "She leaned forward and whispered sensuously in his ear, 'I am Lilith and you are mine now - fo…

[bellaschinchilla]

[forksnostalgia]

[forksnostalgia]

Mike: I might ask bella to go to the dance with me.

Edward salty as fuck: “i momentarily wondered what it would sound like if I threw him into a wall and broke every bone in his body.”

me, listening to this shit on audio book:

[forksnostalgia]

Edward: I am focused. I am patient. I am mature. And I will not fall victim to the inner workings of the teenage brain.

Mike absentmindedly thinking to himself in the middle of class: bella has a pretty smile.

Edward, chuckling to himself: I’m gonna kill him.

[forksnostalgia]