#miladdin

[michy-mittens]

miladdin

It was Christmas Eve. Michelle sat quietly in the studio, sipping sexy eggnog.She looked at the amusing guitar hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Aladdin had hung it there, just before they looked at each other quickly and then fell into each other’s arms and kissed each other’s ass.If only I hadn’t been so adorable, Michelle thought, pouring a wonderful amount of rum into her eggnog. Then Aladdin might not have got so cute and left me all alone at Christmas time. She wiped away an astounding tear and held her eyes in her hand.Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a talented voice lifted desperately up in song.I’m dreaming of a shining ChristmasJust like an angelMichelle ran to the door. It was Aladdin, looking breath-taking all over with snow."I missed you hurridly," Aladdin said. "And I wanted to kiss your ass again."Michelle hugged Aladdin and started to sob."I think you’re drunk," Aladdin said."I think so too," Michelle said and they kissed each other’s ass until they knocked the Christmas tree over.On Christmas Day, they ate roasted dog chest and lived sexily until Michelle got drunk again.

[michy-mittens]

I feel good with my husband: I like his warmth and his bigness and his being-there and his making and his jokes and stories and what he reads and how he likes fishing and walks and pigs and foxes and little animals and is honest and not vain or fame-crazy and how he shows his gladness for what I cook him and joy for when I make him something, a poem or a cake, and how he is troubled when I am unhappy and wants to do anything so I can fight out my soul-battles and grow up with courage and a philosophical ease. I love his good smell and his body that fits with mine as if they were made in the same body-shop to do just that. What is only pieces, doled out here and there to this boy and that boy, that made me like pieces of them, is all jammed together in my husband. So I don't want to look around any more: I don't need to look around for anything.

Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath

[michy-mittens]

Al ✉

‘✉’ for an unsent letter from my character to yours.

Dear Aladdin Ally-Al..

           Dear Al,    So it’s the night before our wedding and I’m just kind of sat here like, what’s even going on. It’s weird you, not being here. I’m with Taran and Boo staying at Taran and Boo’s place which used to be ours so it is really weird being here to be honest. There aren’t very many The animals aren’t here either so it’s even stranger weirder. I’m not sure exactly why I’m writing this but I think maybe if I mess up my vows real bad I’ll give this to you so that you get the general idea of what I was supposed to say. When we’re married, I’m going to make sure that you have a home, a family and somewhere where you’re always wanted and belong. Because really, that’s what you deserve. And just because we’re married, I’m not going to change. I’m still going to always finish the cake. I’m still going to be a nervous wreck about anything dangerous and love you, so so fucking much. It'll be us, just us. Promise.               If you get nervous tomorrow, don’t worry. I’m fucking shitting bricks really fucking nervous now and it’s only the night before. Just breathe, okay? I love you so much and just think, after tomorrow you have to be my loser forever.                                                  I’ll see you at the alter.                                                                             Mich xx

[michy-mittens]

miladdin

big spoon/little spoon: aladdin/mittens

favorite non-sexual activity: watching zombie movies and sleeping

who uses all the hot water: mich

most trivial thing they fight over: each others health tbf

who does most of the cleaning: mittens

what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: mich

who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: aladdin, or he’d fix it himself as best as he could

who steals the blankets: mich

who leaves their stuff around: al

who remembers to buy the milk: mich

who remembers anniversaries: both of them

who cooks normally?: aladdin, mich cant cook for shit

how often do they fight?: id say the normal amount really like not a lot but they dont not even fight at all

what do they do when they’re away from each other?: miss each other a lot and send each other voice mail and text each other

nicknames for each other?: michmich & allyallallster

who is more likely to pay for dinner?: aladdin

what would they get each other for gifts?: stupid things like cat jumpers and bacon condoms

who kissed who first?: michelle

who made the first move?: aladdin

who remembers things?: aladdin

who started the relationship?: aladdin

who cusses more?: michelle

what would they do if the other one was hurt?: michs first concern would be to take care of aladdin but aladdin would be really stupid and probably go after whoever did it

[michy-mittens]

Al ✐

➒ a letter meant to be read only once my character is dead

Aladdin Abbas Sahara. Thank you for really helping me see what it’s like to have a happy and healthy relationship where every morning I wake up and I immediately relax because I know that the person I love is next to me. Thank you for just being you at every time and telling me straight what I needed to hear, not what I wanted to hear. Thank you for making me happy all the time and for supporting me in everything I did and making me laugh when I needed it and watching zombie movies with me. Thank you for loving me. Thank you for loving me even when I was having really shit days and trying to get everyone out of my life. I don’t think I’ve ever been more sure that I’m glad I never actually managed to end my life those times.So I’m dead now and I’m pretty sure that you’re probably upset and hurting a whole fucking lot. I can’t understand fully, but I just know that’s how I’d have felt if it was you. Maybe you’re being stupid and irrational, just like you are sometimes, and thinking of joining me.Stop. Now. No.Please promise me that you’re going to live on and be amazing and wonderful and show the world that you’ve moved on from being that little kid in an alley. Now you’re this strong, independent man who is going to do good in the world. You need to stay in the world because, well who’s going to take care of all the animals? I need you to keep an eye out for Boo, okay. You know how much she means to me and you can mourn my death together or something. Make sure that Vanellope does everything adultish. She’s a child and I’m trusting you to buy her first drink for her in a bar and make sure she has condoms, okay. That’s an extremely important job. Just take care of everyone - Wendy, Clara, Pocahontas. Make sure that they’re all okay. You’re getting all of my money but if they ever need help with anything, don’t resist to give them some. Refuse to let them pay you back, down right refuse. Tell them that I’d refuse it and I’d want them to have it. Apart from that, relax. I know I’m not there physically, but I’ll always be with you in your heart. If you join me anytime soon, I’m going to kick your ass but believe me, I’ll be waiting. Maybe I’ll finally get to meet your Mom and I can tell her how perfect her son has turned out. Is perfect the word? I don’t know. I can’t think of a more literate word to use. Don’t laugh at me, I’m dead.Ally-Al. Thank you. I’m sorry I’m gone, really. I love you, love you so so much. Be strong for me, please, and make me proud just like I know you will xoxo

[dirty-secrets-from-wishing-hell]

Miladdin set a date for their wedding and everyone's acting like they just announced the birth of baby Jesus or something.

This is a ticking time bomb and we all know that with all the pressure, Mental Martinez will end up having a breakdown, dropping her pants on the day, yelling ‘pudding’ and belly-flopping into the cake. And when it does happen, someone had better fucking get a picture.

- GQ

[michy-mittens]

Are you dying? -- Aladdin

You kept your promise AllyAl and for that I’m forever grateful. Now don’t go doing anything stupid because there’s 3 cats and 3 dogs out there who need someone to look after them. Please don’t do anything stupid, please. I love you and you were everything I could look for. Go be someone else’s idiot now and I swear to god if you tell people I cried, I'm coming back as your personal poltergeist. 

[michy-mittens]

Congrats - Miladdin

Send me a “Congrats” and I’ll write a drabble about their first anniversary

   Michelle rolled over in bed and as per usual, refused to open her eyes. If you open your eyes, it means the day has started. Then she remembered the date. November 28th. Her eyes flew open with a small smile on her face, only to notice that apparently Aladdin was already awake. When wasn’t he though? Mich was always the last one awake. After pulling a shirt on, the brunette headed into the kitchen where, as she knew she would, there was her fiancee. Aladdin was shirtless, still, and cooking away. When he realised that Mich was stood in the doorway, he turned with a smile. Michelle smiled back and walked over, wrapped her arms around his neck and hugging him tight. She practically spent every day appreciating Aladdin and what he put up with from her but that was why she loved anniversary’s. It was a day about them, for them. Before Aladdin even said anything, Mich kissed his shoulder and smiled again. “I love you,” The girl mumbled, a grin on her face and ofcourse Aladdin reciprocated. “What’s for breakfast?”"Bacon.""Ofcourse." Mich laughed gently and let go a second to stand back, let him carry on with what he was doing. It was nice to watch him do his thing in a kitchen, because it was his thing.Sat down eating, Michelle had eaten as much as she could which was about two sandwiches. Ofcourse, Aladdin was still going. She didn’t mind though. When he was finally done, Michelle smiled gently at him and laughed gently. Sauce, all over his face. He was an absolute mess. “Get here.” Mich laughed, shaking her head. The brunette stood up and balanced on one foot to lean over to the side and grab a towel, then moved back and sat back down. Tugging the chair closer to him, Mich wiped his face whilst still shaking her head. “You’re an absolute child, I swear,” You could literally hear the grin in her voice as she spoke."But, but— I’m your child," Al stuck out his bottom lip and looked at her. "I love youuu""Yeah well—" Mich hesitated to finish wiping his face before kissing him gently. "I love you too. Happy Anniversary, and thank you Ally-Al."