Sep 3, 2018
Me, staring at blank sheet of paper for a few hours now: ...
Paper: Well?
Me:
Me:
*looks at the pen in my hand*
Pen: It’s impolite to ignore a question.
Paper: Seconded.
Me:
Pen:
Paper:
Me:
*slams the pen atop of the paper and stands up*
Me: No. I’ve been here too long. Damn, I need a break.
*grumpily stars walking away*
Paper: (cries) You haven’t written anything yet! Come back!
Pen: OWWWW.
Me: (growls) Freakin’ write yourselves.
*slams door*
Five hours later...
*stares unamused at the permanent stains splattered everywhere except on the paper, empty pen rolling around on the floor*
Me: *looks down* Yeah, no. I’m not dealing with this.
*storms back out*
