UT Sans' s.o. trying to seduce him headcanons
~It should go without saying but be nice to Papyrus. If you’re nice to Papyrus that’s half the battle.
~The best way to seduce him is to NATURALLY fail at seduction. This one’s a tricky one because you can’t force it. It has to happen on it’s own but the harder the fail, the more charming he actually finds it. An example would be, set up a nice romantic picnic and as you’re pulling out the blanket trip and land face-first into the macaroni salad. He’s going to find it hilarious. And honestly, he needs someone who can make life seem less serious.
~Put the shoe on the other foot, make him laugh. It doesn’t have to be accidental slapstick to make him laugh. If you’re quick-witted and enjoy puns and the two of you get a good back-and-fourth he’s going to really start to enjoy and seek out your company.
~If you are naturally seductive and can’t make him laugh with jokes, don’t laugh at his puns when they aren’t funny. Easy may be good in an audience but it’s not going to work out for you two in the long term. Instead, groan at his puns with a grin and roll your eyes. He likes to know you’re listening and not just laughing at everything he says.
~Find an interest you both like. DON’T try to fake an interest just because he likes it. He can tell. He knows. He always knows.
~Let him wrap his arms around you. It doesn’t matter if it’s sleeping or just chilling out together. He likes to feel like he can protect you. He’s already lost a lot in his life, he’s never going to lose you.
~His weakest point is his neck. Kiss it, lick it, bite it (softly), within minutes you’re going to have a very flustered skele with one hand in your hair and the other under your shirt or down the back of your pants.