#milennial problems

[davnittbraes]

Rewatching The Land Before Time and shout out to my fellow elder millennials because this shit is traumatizing as fuck and it was an integral part of our childhood.

[firjii]

it's a wild ride working for someone who doesn't always remember the difference between an email address and a website but mocks you for not knowing how to fix obscure errors on a binary code level when you've had literally no reason to ever do so

it's a wild ride working for someone who doesn't know how to spell the simplest words in his native language but tremendously disapproves that you don't have worldwide time zone differences memorized when you had literally no reason to ever do so

it's a wild ride working for someone who doesn't know there's a "sort by" file function on computers but laughs at you for not knowing about a SUPER obscure and trivial toggle on your phone that you might use exactly twice in your entire life

it's a wild ride working for someone who claims to not have time for TV but laughs at you for not keeping up with all the latest shows 

it's a wild ride working for someone who complains about student debt forgiveness but laughs at you for buying most of your clothes at thrift stores and almost never eating out 

it's a wild ride working for someone who usually only gets his news in 2-minute chunks during radio talk show breaks and calls anyone who gets their news online a conspiracy theorist

it's a wild ride working for someone who ridicules the concept of online friends but hasn't actually had time for lunch and a prolonged casual conversation with irl friends for about 20 years

it's a wild ride working for someone who condones and borderline endorses Chicago-style corruption but screams about government bureaucracy 

it's a wild ride working for someone who's tired as all hell but mocks anyone who's not a weekend warrior

it's just a wild ride man

[arc-reactors-and-mischief]

Professor: work hard and follow your passion, and you WILL get your dream job!

World: lol

[davnittbraes]

It’s official I guess.

I’m now at that age where I emotionally relate to 1985 by Bowling For Soup.

[megandrawsathing]

I… I mean, it’s not wrong???

[rockajilli]

When does the process of middle class white men complaining about your generation stop?

Because I’m 30. -slow motion blink-

[kianlon]

I’m 22 so I must know how all technology works: a biography

I don’t even know what a Roku is, and I’m not even good at using the technology I own most of the time. Absolutely call me to fix your TV, computer, or phone.

[staceyshere]

I really wish Barbara Kruger had an Instagram 😩