#milkdrinker

[themonsterundermystairs]

skyrim could have been a farming simulator if they only bothered to finish it. i mean you can grow crops and own chickens and a cow. but the cow is only decoration, despite milk existing in skyrim. and there is even a thing to make butter in the kitchen. but no, i can’t be a milk farmer in this game that lets you ride dragons

[skyrimconfessionss]

“I once spent about a week of real time stealing every dairy product across all nine holds, slaughtering everything that could reasonably assumed to produce milk, and filling Ulfric Stormcloak’s entire War Room with dairy. I did this because “Milk Drinker” is an insult and dude there are maybe Six Argonians in all of skyrim and None of those have super dope plumage except the one he almost got executed with. I never completed the civil war quests as a non-human because I couldn’t rationalize the character fighting for either side because literally everybody involved in the war is just, I wouldn’t trust them to walk dogs let alone lead troops, okay?“

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[nirnroots]

[themonsterundermystairs]

there is nothing more satisfying than checking the inventory of an annoying npc and finding a jug of milk. especially if they called you a milkdrinker right before

[themonsterundermystairs]

dovahkiin meets his match

[themonsterundermystairs]

you know how in skyrim, sometimes someone will walk past you and call you a milkdrinker? well, in my first playthrough, for whatever reason, i only heard this from orcs, which led to me wondering if orcs are mammals and if they are making fun of me for being a mammal.

[themonsterundermystairs]

i want to share the best skyrim fan theory (i did not come up with it). you know how skyrim skeletons are super weak? and how people will call you milkdrinker as an insult? could there be a link?

[tragicomedys]

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