#milkyreplies

[8-bitmono]

hello i will join u as a pal, i just stalked ur blog for 20 minutes

WHOMST

[milkywaysensei]

what should i do if i want to be seme but i'm actually uke cuz i don't have the seme skillz

hm idk man if you don't got the big hands you cant grab the butt you know what i'm saying? i fucking don't

[milkywaysensei]

Have you fucked a chicken then? How you know how a chicken sounds when being fucked?

you take things way too literally, i bet you're the pätkis of your class.

[milkywaysensei]

Would you friggle fraggle Pätkis? He is delicate little uke so why don't you have the hots for him?

HE'S SO ANNOYING HOLY SHIT!!! no challenge at ALL also his hair fucking sucks i hate him so much. i have fucked him already and let me tell you i have never been so annoyed in my entire life it was like fucking a really noisy chicken.

[milkywaysensei]

Where are you from?

my roots go back to saudi arabia, although i don't know why you'd be interested.

[milkywaysensei]

Where do you dye your hair and eyelashes?

it's all natural, babe. ;~) if you want i can prove it to you.

[milkywaysensei]

Sensei, since Pätkis wasn't in school today afternoon (he must've got sick, kawaisoo ne) I thought to do him a favor and deliver his homework for him tonight. So could you tell me what work he's got?

i don't remember. tell him to write a 10 page essay about how much he sucks and why. he can use my blog as a source.

[milkywaysensei]

If wunderbar is too manly for you, maybe that's because you feel he threatens your manhood and he emasculates you. Are you so insecure really?

nah. i just prefer the small type. i like being able to lift and carry people easily.