When I was a tween/teen Twilight was at peak popularity, along with TDV and other vampire stuff. Back then, I dreamed about being a vampire…but now, as I hunger and can’t decide what the fuck I want to eat and thinking about prepping and cleaning after cooking and fretting about storing food properly… imagining that but blood. I’d drag out hunting humans not for moral reasons but like…do I have enough space to drain a whole body rn? My vacuum sealer isn’t the best so like…. How fast do I have to get through this blood before it goes bad? What the fuck do I do with the body??? I don’t like to be bothered so having to deal with that?!?! And even moving every decade or so…that’s so tedious!!!
I would still be a good vampire, don’t get me wrong. I’d just be the previously gifted child mentality about it, ya know?