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nsfw blog, Monster Fuckering(Affectionate), Piss Kink! Mun is over 30, a LOT content on here IS NOT FOR MINORS! fanfics, tropes, kinks, and CAS memes can be found here. This is a side blog. I...have no idea what I'm doing. This persona grew on Fanficmemes. PKD and I were created via CB's chaotic graces...we're all cursed...and we're here for the shits and giggles bruh.

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I was rewatching The Crown and it was the episode about the Falkland Islands and it made me think of Tom and Santi…

Still not having any idea what their beef is actually about, I’m just going to assume it’s this

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Some days I do delusionally think about becoming a comic artist, but then I think about one of the first gay anime’s I ever watched where they showed full hole and wang and the older successful manga writer/artist was a bottom

I downloaded that into a usb drive using limewire. I didn’t get a virus on the computer but I got another gay segment of a dude accepting a pet sitting job and the “rabbit” was a kept bottom, and the guy who put the job listing was watching them… the ‘Rabbit’ quit and the …not a pimp? Bc he didn’t get paid hovels but paid someone to fuck his boy…anyway the boy quit and he showed up at the dude who answered the job listing’s cafeteria in a sling, bandaged, and bruised…

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I found a folded dollar and it had ❄️❄️❄️❄️

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Sometimes I’m doomscrolling and it’s a very gendered post and I don’t voice with it AT ALL. Some days that gives me happiness. Other days that gives me panic

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See this on the book of faces:

Me:

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I really need to do something with this graveyard dirt

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for being such an intense taboo, I sure was introduced early to cannibalism

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idk what's the beef between Santi and Tom from the Theorist Channels but it feels like a bit that's been stretched out too long. Or like an inside joke I wasn't there for.

It's one of the reasons that IF I do try to get through a new episode these days it's at like 2x speed.

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some aita smosh stories got me like: Oh, I'm too poc and poor for you, huh?

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My favorite thing about the FIFA world cup other than Merlin the Mexican Good Luck Duck, are the Latin American digital artist gejinka-ing the sports teams and drawing them fucking, and the narrative circles around who won and by how much.

Do I know shit about soccer? Not really beyond the basics. Am I invested in how Alemania took someone's v card but then got puppied by Ecuador? Yeah, yeah I am.

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whenever someone does a hard pivot to christian mythology I always do a side eye and mentally question....what did you do?

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I am old, ancient, exhausted…yet the grumbles that make it through my curated walls about dumb fandom bullshit from newbies gives me the spite to create.

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I gotta be vainer

Like a thick dick in porn

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I can't wait until we have a president worth stealing shoelaces from again....

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My monsterfucker days go all the way back to when would steal my brother's Godzilla toy for my Barbie to bounce on.

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You ever look at a guy and think...yeah he's peggable but his whimpers would annoy me?

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i went to ao3 to see how many explicit tmnt fics there were, only because I was reminded of the squeaking horny turtle humping a shoe video.