and we were cursed asked mates

nsfw blog, Monster Fuckering(Affectionate), Drawfee fan, Piss Kink! Mun is over 25, a LOT content on here IS NOT FOR MINORS! fanfics, tropes, kinks, and CAS memes can be found here. This is a side blog. I...have no idea what I'm doing. This persona grew on Fanficmemes. PKD and I were created via CB's chaotic graces...we're all cursed...and we're here for the shits and giggles bruh.

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You ever look at a guy and think...yeah he's peggable but his whimpers would annoy me?

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i went to ao3 to see how many explicit tmnt fics there were, only because I was reminded of the squeaking horny turtle humping a shoe video.

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I apologize for the psychic damage I’m about to inflict.

Donald Trump’s small hands would make Bill Clinton’s cock look bigger than it is.

((This guy and emails huh??? lol. Weird way to learn Donny is a bottom. And …Monica first…more Donny…makes you wonder about Bill’s flesh saxophone [this is the term I keep hearing]))

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When I was a tween/teen Twilight was at peak popularity, along with TDV and other vampire stuff. Back then, I dreamed about being a vampire…but now, as I hunger and can’t decide what the fuck I want to eat and thinking about prepping and cleaning after cooking and fretting about storing food properly… imagining that but blood. I’d drag out hunting humans not for moral reasons but like…do I have enough space to drain a whole body rn? My vacuum sealer isn’t the best so like…. How fast do I have to get through this blood before it goes bad? What the fuck do I do with the body??? I don’t like to be bothered so having to deal with that?!?! And even moving every decade or so…that’s so tedious!!!

I would still be a good vampire, don’t get me wrong. I’d just be the previously gifted child mentality about it, ya know?

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Me, half asleep, half trying to survive this administration; Victor Frankenstein gave his boy gender affirming care. In this essay, I will-

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Two sentence horror story:

Someone hacked AO3. The Anonymous Collection was deactivated.

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When you hear stuff about YouTubers, and you go “ah fuck…. Here we go again.” And then side eye their close friends and it’s high key disappointing af

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Happy Rapture, you Heathens (Affectionate)

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I somehow stumbled into Rapturetok...

Bro.

As someone who has lived through Y2K, June 6th, 2006, and 2012...

first off, with the state of entertainment, it sucks we're not getting apocalypse themed movies or episodes as much anymore. Or maybe we are but it's on one of MANY streaming sites I don't use idk.

That said...

There's a difference between previous raptures and now. And it is mostly of who's in charge of the country.

There are people giving away their cars and money and homes BELIEVING it's going to actually happen.

And it's funny haha hehe until Wednesday comes and they're still here. I don't think those that deep in the sauce will snap into reality and admit of the insanity, so we're just going to have a LOT of terrified and pissed off Christians who GAVE AWAY THEIR STUFF while they're "stuck on earth for the next 7 years" and I fear more for us minorities even more

Also, who the fuck schedule's a rapture for a tuesday? Seems like it should be a Thursday kind of thing if it had to happen on a weekday idk

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I woke up with petty hatred for Ned Fulmer today.

1) this is completely parasocial and I get that. I just hate to think Ariel’s stuck with that crusty saltine of Florida trash and I hope that in their separation even tho they’re still technically married, that part of the forgiveness is that she gets to even the score. She deserves a good orgasm and I do not believe at all that Ned ever made her cum

2) I’m very glad Ned wasn’t actively online when gingers were recognized as black. Horrible cringe was avoided

3) If someone ever told me Ned was a Trump voter…hindsight…you can easily accept it

Like I said, this is parasocial and I’m also very dead inside AND the country is on fire so it doesn’t matter and I don’t care but these…these thoughts were loud in my mind today

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I saw that damn podcast.

Highlights: They're not together! They've been separated! Idk if they're officially divorced tho.

In the podcast Ariel, to Ned's faces tells him, "People ask me if I've forgiven you and I go 'FUCK no!'" and I'm very happy she got to say that and some other things to his face that hurt.

They've dated other people. Sorry to the women who give Ned a try but also...girl...you can do so much better. The bar is lower than hell with him so it's not saying much but....

For Ned, this felt as a way to absolve himself of what he's done. Finally saying his piece so he can do stuff online again with his hopes being it not being brought up again( HA! Good luck bud(derogatory)_

For Ariel, same as the Try Guys, they couldn't really move forward without addressing it. Ariel's not keen to be an online presence anymore as she used to be, but she's got her business and her pottery, and with any business in the modern day there's gotta be some social media presence so I think it's mainly a business thing of her finally having her say. And we hope the best for her and the boys future.

She did properly call Ned out that while he is relieved that after he confessed he felt any bit better, but now the pressure of his affair was on her. However she reacted, whatever she did...he pushed that on to her, and that's what this episode read like. Which just makes him look even worse and as horrible as we've known him to be.

We can only hope this brings some sort of closure to Ariel. Hope she sees all of the support. She's the reason many of us bothered with him and his update.

Fuck(derogatory) ned

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as disapointing as it was that trumps rumored death was just indeed a rumor...nazi scum are dying, we're out living them uwu

and even though i'm sure that those surrounding trump are filtering the shit out of what he's hearing...I like that those around him are kicking the bucket before him. the narrative haunting him while he lives, gets to see previews of how happy we're all gonna be...it's like death playing with it's food that he's waited too long and doesn't wanna eat but momma death ain't letting him leave the table until he finishes it

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For those who have cat boy or cat girl personas....do their tongues have cat textured tongues? I need to settle something with a friend

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When you and your friend started a fitness journey in the beginning of the year and you’ve stalled, lack of results made you more depressed, and you’re on cycles of “I will fucking do this out of spite! Use my different rages as fuel” and “fuck you conventional beauty standards you fucking boomer” and trying not to feel resentment to your friend who seemed to be losing weight…and they are. But bc they’re on coke

When I realized this I thought to my coworker who is skinny and often giving me a lot of weight loss advice and the workout he does and then the remember they’re on coke too.

Look. The way this world is going…I just want to be fit enough to carry my cat who is between 15-20 pounds through any possibilities and emergencies. I’m still struggling and I’m still realizing just how many people around me are that sugar booga

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piss if you agree

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I woke up with petty hatred for Ned Fulmer today.

1) this is completely parasocial and I get that. I just hate to think Ariel’s stuck with that crusty saltine of Florida trash and I hope that in their separation even tho they’re still technically married, that part of the forgiveness is that she gets to even the score. She deserves a good orgasm and I do not believe at all that Ned ever made her cum

2) I’m very glad Ned wasn’t actively online when gingers were recognized as black. Horrible cringe was avoided

3) If someone ever told me Ned was a Trump voter…hindsight…you can easily accept it

Like I said, this is parasocial and I’m also very dead inside AND the country is on fire so it doesn’t matter and I don’t care but these…these thoughts were loud in my mind today

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I got a job but idk how my insurance works so for therapy I’ve just been hexing the president

American self care, ya know?

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I'm at the age where some of my childhood friends are having kids. And it's summer, so carne asadas invites are happening and so we've been catching up.

My friends with kids are used to getting the typical kind of questions for their kids, ya know?

Who's more into Bluey, you or your kid? What are their into so we can know what to get them for their birthdays and gift giving holidays and what not.

Then there's me. Amazed by this tiny lil human who is new to earth and I'm asking questions like, "Do they have the cilantro gene? Can they visualize in their mind and hear their thoughts? Can they still see ghosts?"

We did not have cilantro on hand and we couldn't give them guac bc it was too spicy.

So, as the honorary bruja of the friendgroup now, I gave the kid an egg cleanse and thrilled them with my ability to juggle~