They return to London. Larissa emails @millicentclyde three names and phone numbers so that she can begin to shop for the collar she is no doubt planning to somehow hook onto Larissa's own neck. A few days pass, wherein she calls Morticia on the crystal ball, and when her greeting is, "Larissa! Ma chérie! Look at you, what happened?" Larissa bursts into tears and is forced to tell the story, hiccuping and sniffling through it, as Gomez, then Wednesday, then Pugsley join Morticia in humiliating audience to the tale of Larissa, Millicent, and the storm horse.
"You did have someone in London," Morticia says, voice bubbling with delight.
"You clearly weren't prepared," Wednesday says. "Kelpies don't live in seawater." The are you stupid? is implied.
"I'm sorry, Miss Larissa," says Pugsley, who only met her last year, and still doesn't quite know who she is to anyone in his family.
"The course of true love never did run smooth," sighs Gomez.
Somehow, impossibly, she feels better after it's all said and done. An Uber driver shows up shortly after the call with food, courtesy of the Addamses' abundant credit ("you need to eat, Larissa," Morticia had said, and Larissa didn't tell her that nothing quite satisfied, after Millicent's cooking). By the next morning, it feels as though she's turned a page, and she's begun to walk mostly without limping, and to tentatively change her shape without much sense of effort. She allows herself to text Millicent and ask for a lunch meeting, to discuss next steps.
Somehow, they arrange to meet at the house in Birdcage Walk. Larissa insists on ordering in. When she texts Millicent, You've certainly cooked enough for me, all she receives back is a thumbs-up emoji. Insufferable woman. Demented. The frustration is comforting. It makes her feel almost herself, almost normal again, and so does coming up the walk to the front door of number nine, dressed quite like herself again, and hardly stiff at all (although if she isn't careful, she knows she'll set herself back).
"I wanted to discuss the water horse," Larissa says after they've sat in miserable awkwardness over hot chocolate for a good fifteen minutes. "The being we encountered wasn't a kelpie." She settles in for a good lecture. This is better, too--comforting. Almost normal again. "It was an Each-uisge, a storm horse. Infinitely more dangerous than the average kelpie. I don't want you going back there to seek it out, Millicent."
















