✉ ((neglecting drafts me too))
Send me a ✉ and my muse will send yours a barrage of text messages.
[sms; Cousin Milly] I would like to recommend never visiting Toutatis Zaria 5.[sms; Cousin Milly] In fact, I would avoid the entire system.[sms; Cousin Milly] It was nice enough when I landed, except for the terrible shrieking noises the trees make.[sms; Cousin Milly] But then I found out the planet has fallen victim to a virus that makes the inhabitants into zombies.[sms; Cousin Milly] I alerted Interplanetary authorities. They wanted to quarantine me for twelve months.[sms; Cousin Milly] I convinced them that my superior biology resisted such things and that as long as I had a good long soak in the bath I would be fine.[sms; Cousin Milly] Except now I’m having nightmares and I think I’m just going to hole up for a few months with my collection of Audrey Hepburn films, tbqh.[sms; Cousin Milly] Please be careful, wherever you are.[sms; Cousin Milly] Check the Interplanetary travel warnings regularly.[sms; Cousin Milly] And be cautious about who you hitch a ride with.











