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miloism
𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 &. 𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐃 𝐍𝐎 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍 𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝐀𝐍 𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐘 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐄 ———— victoria was working ( not that them two alone would equal anything good ) and he had decided to let scoob and honey stay with rosalia for the weekend . walking inside the bar he is greeted and smiles as he makes his way to his usual spot and looks over the various labels and he’s in the mood to just forget all his problems ❝ can I have an angostura rum, the bottle and just the glass no ice . ❞
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Gets all dressed up in his ninja costume and asks "can I watch a show like this?"
Me: Why would you get all dressed up just to sit there and watch a show??
Ninja Milo: I want to see what it's like to watch TV with only my eyes showing!
9-4-17
"Mom? I think my toot just gave me a wedgie."
Milo 12-2-17
So Milo has a band-aid on his finger right now and I wish everyone could ask this and hear the answer in person - but for those that can't, here's how the conversation would go...
"Milo, what happened to your finger?"
Milo: "It got cut."
"How?"
Milo: "In a fight."
"Really?! What kind of fight was it??"
Milo: "A dance fight."
11-26-17
Milo: Mom, do you want to play a game?
Me: (in my head) I'm totally gonna suggest taking a nap
Milo: (before I'd even answered) The only game I WON'T play is the sleeping game.
Me: I was gonna suggest that! How'd you know??!
Milo: It's like your favorite game. And I have NO idea why.
11-19-17
Mom, is Ronald McDonald still our president?
Milo 11-4-17
Reading the joke off of Milo's Laffy Taffy: Where does an alien get its milk? Milo (immediately): THE THRIFT STORE!!!!!