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Kill me. I was just minding my business at work, stocking shelves, when a messed-up horror fic idea suddenly hits me. Obviously!! I have to write it down, so I whip out my phone and start typing like a man possessed.
Right then—of course—two customers walk up and catch me furiously typing. One of them asks, "What are you doing?" And for some UNGODLY reason, my brain short-circuits, and my mouth blurts out."Horny stuff." 😀 Why. Just. Why.
Please light me on fire. 🙏
Begging people to tag stuff properly 🙏 "oh well if you don't like it just block the tag" well I had but you're the one who didn't add the damn tag 😭 although to be fair there are a lot of cases where people just forget to add it. Now I've said that I'm just wondering how many things I've forgotten to tag.. If I ever do forget to tag something important please do inform me. I also just have a bad habit of just forgetting what some things are named, this can go from ship names to actual real life objects and words. Never been good with words, probably why it took me 7 years to start talking
I can't syooooooppppoo thinking about franz ferdinand or miaoux your my e soevificiattllly franz ferdinand ooooooomngggggg franz frrrrrrrfojnsf I loove you miaoux miaoux and franz ferdinand plllssss one cha ce julian ooooooo yeah yep huhehdhjsjs heyyyyy yrapppoo I looove fuikkkk
looooookkkkkkk at him he's so so so so so sos ahhhhhznsikkkaidudueuueusjajajhshaHaha sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what am I doing jiooooojajsjs I neeeeeeeedthat
Stop coming to me when you have nobody else, I’m tired of you walking over me and acting like it’s my fault I moved on.
Somebody kill me. My disastrous ex-situationship has come crawling back. And now he's visiting my workplace frequently 😭
The new book I ordered just arrived! I'm prepared to be dazzled!
(It's called Skin of a Sinner. Got high expectations!)
Y’all selfship with William?
Naaaah. Not me. I uh- um…
He uh-
My dreams-
It’s a fucking MESS
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Married, divorced, married, divorced, married, you get the deal.
This ain’t no selfshipping. It’s just DRAMA. Ffs. Help me.
And my preferred name is William. Head in Hands.
If you can’t watch a weird af video in a group setting without feeling the need to blurt out “what the fuck are we watching?” then you are killing the vibe
Go watch Friends with your other Normie Friends who’ve also forgotten their sense of Curiosity… Discovery… WHIMSY even
