And I’m Julia Morris

Sal | 28 | CA | human fox incarnate TikTok: @salrus420

[parabins]

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

[parabins]

yeah i agree

[bleu-guacamole]

What does the backend of this website look like that it enabels time travel

[goodzillo-deactivated20220127]

scooby doo taught us that the real monster was daphne for keeping a smooth talking limp wrist twunk like fred in a straight relationship when he was born to cruise literally designed to suck and fuck

[goodzillo-deactivated20220127]

Straight people can reblog this

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

[qqchurch]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[battletoads]

[kkujo]

sorry sir that is yassified information

[gospozha-dafina]

[bonivers]

[hitmonvers]

This would work on me

[electronicmail]

Be honest do you think that actually learning things in high school is important

yeah dude or else youre gonna be that coworker people post about

[electronicmail]

this is by far the most insane example

[kosmogrl]

average day in 2026

[despazito]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

[thememedaddy]

[oldbootbutch]

You are allowed to find things hot in theory while also never wanting to actually do them in real life btw. You can get off on whatever wild shit in your imagination and still prefer to be very vanilla in real life. Or not want to have sex at all in real life. You don't owe the universe anything in exchange for your dirty mind.

[rocketeer]

in another timeline wes anderson is a middle school theater teacher bankrupting his art department with the most over-budget production of suessical the musical jr. that suburban houston will ever see

[blizz4rd1203]

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

[discofisting]

[hottie-horatio]

Turns out all you have do to write a book is write when you don’t want to

[jeffgerstmann]

If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?

read your bible

[marsixm]

thanks!