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“Come along, John, don’t want to be late!” says Sherlock, donning his coat and scarf.
“What for?” asks John, looking confused.
“Our appointment at the registry office! We need to book a date for the wedding!”
“Wedding? What wedding? Whose wedding?”
“OUR wedding! Do keep up, John!”
“What the hell are you on about? Since when are we getting married?”
“Since I proposed to you three days ago! I distinctly remember you said ‘yes’!”
“Sherlock… three days ago I was down at Harry’s, helping her build her new Ikea bedroom furniture! I was gone for two days!”
“Oh,” says Sherlock, crestfallen. “It must have been Mind Palace you I proposed to.”
“Seems a shame to waste the appointment, so let’s go, yeah?” says John smiling.
“You mean you want to marry me?” says Sherlock hopefully.
“Of course, you great git! If I said it in your Mind Palace, then I’d probably say it in person, too.”
“Brilliant!” says Sherlock, jumping in glee. “By the way, Mind Palace You also agreed for me to turn your old bedroom into a dissection lab, to bring me a pack of 20 Malboro’s and to provide me samples of all of your bodily fluids for an experiment.”
“I need to have a word with your Mind Palace John!”
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