#notidiotproofed

[nashyara]

Congratulations to @notidiotproofed who won my follower competition. Hope you enjoy your prize :)

[nashyara]

I was tagged by the lovely @notidiotproofed for this question and answer thingy.  Thanks :)

Here are the rules!

Rule #1 always post the rules.  

Rule #2 answer the questions the person who tagged you asked, then write 11 new ones.

Rule #3 tag 11 people then link them in the post.

Rule #4 tell them you tagged them.

Rule #5 tell the person that tagged you that you’ve answered the questions

QUESTIONS

Would you rather serve in heaven or reign in hell? Where serves the Jack Daniels 24/7? Hell? Probably there then

What’s your favourite form of medieval torture? Wanted to say Brazen Bull but is that even Medieval? Don’t think so. So, instead, I pick The Iron Maiden.

What would you have as a pet, a dragon, a griffin or a chimera? Dragon

Six of one or half a dozen of the other? Half a dozen

If you were a superhero, what would be your kryptonite? Absolutely anything that resembles a spider. Such things include 1) Spiders 2) those bits of black fluff that you spy from the corner of your eye that resembles a spider so you watch it for ages just incase it decides to attack and 3) more spiders.

What was the last thing you watched and hated? Interstellar. It was awful imo

Do you put the milk in first? Last. Always last. I swear I can taste the difference.

Where do you stand on an escalator? On the right hand side. Let the walkers trot on by on the left. I’m taking the escalator because I’m being lazy. I’m not budging til I reach the top.

Which magic ability would you prefer? Transfiguration or Invisibility? Transfiguration.

Last song you sang whilst drunk? To be honest, I can’t remember the last time I was drunk. But last song I sang while being slightly merry was whatever was played last at the W.A.S.P concert I was at in September.

What is your guilty reading pleasure (that’s not fanfic!). Don’t entirely think it was a pleasure but I read the hell out of all my Gran’s Mills and Boons romance novels when I stayed at hers. Hated everyone of course.  

Now for my questions. 

1.  Tea or Coffee?

2.  If you could turn into any animal what would it be?

3.  Star Trek or Star Wars?

4.  What is your favourite book?

5.   If your OTP didn’t exist, who would you ship in their place?

6.   What t.v programme is your guilty pleasure?

7.   Favorite article of clothing?

8.   Favourite Granada Watson? Burke or Hardwicke?

9.   Favourite holiday destination?

10.  Morning person or a night person?

11   Favourite artist?

Tagging : @stravaganza  @fancynancy11  @darkavaron  @margysmusings  @alihahdnaid  @ghislainem70  @mugenalee  @fluffybex1  @kayjaykayme  @221btls  @dread-pirate-watson 

If you don’t want to join in that’s okay. If you do join in please tag me so I can see your replies:)

[canineboyfriend]

I was tagged by the fabulous @the-sherlock-and-john-show to take part in this hella rad ask game! Thanks! Here goes!

Oh, wait. Here are the rules! 

Rule #1 always post the rules.  

Rule #2 answer the questions the person who tagged you asked, then write 11 new ones.

Rule #3 tag 11 people then link them in the post.

Rule #4 tell them you tagged them.

Rule #5 tell the person that tagged you that you’ve answered the questions

How are you today?

I’m not too bad today, just tired because I always stay up too late. But hey, with every passing day it’s one day closer to shspesh!

Do play any instruments, or are there any instruments you’d like to learn how to play?

I’m actually quite good at both the guitar and the bass guitar, and used to be a drummer when I was younger. If I could learn any instrument instantly, I’d love to be able to play the violin (Not for Sherlock reasons, but I guess there’s that too!) or the trumpet.

If you could live in any fictional universe, which one would you choose to live in?

Ooooohhhh. This is gonna be hard. I guess it would depend if I would have an important position in that universe? Like i would go either Marvel or Harry Potter but I wouldn’t want to get stuck with the position of Normal Human, because that would be no fun. I guess I really like Phillip Pullman’s ‘verse, because I’d like a daemon. So if we’re talking power-wise, I’d love to go to Hogwarts (I’m a Gryffindor through and through. Fight me.) but then SUPERHEROES. If we’re talking general universe, I guess I’m gonna go with daemons, because that would be awesome.  

Do you have any allergies?

Nope! I used to be allergic to feathers but I somehow got over that! Wow! Much luck!

What was the last thing you googled?

“What is adult cell cloning”- I think that was me doing biology research last night. It’s the last thing in my history, anyway.

Do you sleep with your bedroom door opened on closed?

Closed. Nuh-uh. There is no way I’m letting anything except my cat into my room. I watch too many horror movies.

  What’s the weather like where you are now?

Cold and wet.

Why did you start watching Sherlock?

This was back in the dark days when Google+ was cool. I was into Percy Jackson then, and I just so happened to visit a general fandom page. To be honest, I started watching Sherlock because everyone was shipping Johnlock and I wanted to join in. Everything else came later.

If you could travel through time, would you travel forwards or backwards?

This is hard. I’m gonna say backwards because I could do a lot of things and not get into trouble for it. Also, meeting dead people would be awesome. Me and Oscar Wilde could be besties 5evah. 

Is there anything you’re looking forward to right now?

S H E R L O C K  S P E C I A L

Which movie was the last one you watched?

Movie? Uhh. Hm. Probably Sin City.

Alright! Now it’s my turn to tag and make questions.

I tag @notidiotproofed @snorklepie @yepthisissamwinchester @captain-liddy @smashedsmaug and @itsstuckyinmyhead

(You don’t have to join in if you don’t want to, I won’t blame you for it!)

QUESTIONS

What was your first fandom?

What’s your favourite colour?

Do you have a pet?

If you had to choose your ABSOLUTE OTP, what would it be?

If a mysterious cloud of smoke hovered over to you and asked you to choose a superpower, what would that superpower be?

Marvel or DC (or neither)?

What was the last film you saw at the cinema?

Do you like travelling? Where did you go the last time you were away from home?

What Hogwarts house do you see yourself in?

Last song you listened to?

What’s your favourite book?  

[may-shepard]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Sherlock (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Irene Adler Additional Tags: It's Atiki's fault, Rimming, come on inappropriate objects, Mycroft being emotionally scarred, Mycroft's Umbrella, crackfic, PWP, tiny tiny plot, Irene ships Johnlock, Sheets, mentions of BDSM, Coming Untouched, enthusiastic wanking Summary:

The Woman is back. That leads to events that will mean Mycroft having to deep clean his own mind palace. Inspired by a Tumblr post by Atiki. Not beta'd so any mistakes my own.

Look! Another shiny new addition to the Brollylock Collection!

It’s not giving anything away to say that this fic is every bit as filthy as some of the other Brollylock entries and contains this non-key-plot-related sentence:

Irene Adler, dressed in rubber maid’s outfit that left her more interesting assets bare, applied a flogger to the submissive Windsor scion.

Yes please, and thank you, @notidiotproofed.

[canineboyfriend]

Six Random Facts About Myself

I was nominated by notidiotproofed, and thus I shall share my deepest secrets! 1- I am ambidextrous (both-handed) I trained myself a few years ago to impress my friends and as a safety net in case I ever broke my arm. I haven't broken my arm yet and my friends quickly grew tired of ny constant pen-switching and "Hey guys! Look at this" so my talent remains hidden. 2- I'm bilingual, learning several languages. I was born in Poland and moved to England when I was three and a half. My mother studied linguistics at university and made sure I could speak perfect Polish and I made sure that I could speak perfect English. I practically taught myself a few other language basics, but I am best at Latin, German, French, Spanish and Esperanto, although I am learning Italian and Dutch as well. 3- I've been hit by a car before I was about five at the time, running across the street, ice-cream in hand. Nothing happened to me but my earlier years up to about eight years old are a bit blurry since then. 4- I can't tell the difference between some colors I don't think that means I'm colorblind but I have difficulty telling apart yellow, orange, and red; also yellow and pale green. 5- I'm pansexual I realized that I wasn't hetero five years ago, but only found the correct term for myself when I joined tumblr. I think I'm also genderfluid (between female and agender) but this is only a recent speculation that my brain whispers to me sometimes at night. 6- I love science And everything to do with it. I want to get a job in biology, and am currently studying to make that happen. It's been my dream since I was four years old. Funny, really. Everything else has changed but not that one dream. I love performing arts too, though, and used to be an advanced art student. I'm really bad at art ^-^ I tag and nominate: yepthisissamwinchester notnearlyheadlessnick snorklepie amyisanerd yepthisisdeanwinchester Rules- you must post six random facts about yourself and tag your favourite people (rules say ten but I'm lazy :P)

[anotherwellkeptsecret]

You are THE perfect cinnamon roll too good for this world. No one else. Your art makes me smile because it is so beautiful and sweet and gorgeous and makes my heart hurt. Thank you for sharing your wonderful gift with us.

[captainofthenx02]

notidiotproofed replied to your chat “So. I just had this happen. This is why I hate fucking facebook.”

jfc!!! block him if you haven't done already!

Already done, believe me.

[captainofthenx02]

notidiotproofed replied to your post: I always worry people are intimidated by me or...

How’s Toilet doing? And you? Are you okay?

Toilet is grand! She’s home now. We were up til like... midnight last night being particularly stupid together. It’s great to have her home.

I’m stressed with work and shit, but otherwise I’m OK. Just struggling with my inability to sleep properly.