my friends as caleb gallo quotes
dylan: "sometimes expensive...is worse"
kayla: "she's a shaman!"
shannon: "you're a pizza" / "i'm a pizza"
liz: "you know, i was looking at Forbes Magazine, and it said people who are bisexual are more likely to succeed in business"
terri: "okay fine, i'll go on one date with him, and if i like him we'll just get married."
hal: "is lenjamin mcbutton his real name?"
SBT: "this can be a colorblind story" / "I want to fill it with color...it's not racist, it's diverse"
ariel: "i'm wearing a robe. i'm ONLY wearing a robe."
cha-lisa: "i'm gonna take a wet shower."
me: "i had a very sexual kind of day, so..."










