i know i’m a bad poet, but i’m a good man

puck, 30, jewish, transfag (he/him) tolkien and d&d enthusiast, phd’ing in early modern drama, etc.

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

i bring a "technically i could do this tomorrow" energy to things that tomorrow me really resents

[quantumshade]

everyone be quiet. marsha with her snoopy.

[puckgoodfaggot]

[id: two photos of marsha p johnson sitting in a yellow robe, with her hair in pigtails with red ribbons, holding a snoopy plush. in the first she is looking at the camera and grinning. in the second, her face is tilted up slightly and turned in profile, her eyes are closed, and she has a gentle smile /end id]

[sword-wielding-sapphic]

Max & text posts (Black Sails 11/?)

[pixeltards]

[fireandashes]

it’s SO funny to me that it feels like zac has just not let go of some parts of pappy. zaeth is like an entirely different character and he still says stuff like “come on now.” it also seems like it’s become a permanent part of ally’s bits as well with “im a different guy.” it’s killing me so bad like the ghost of daisuke bucklesby has now inhabited a permanent part of zac’s brain

[panthepotman]

I'm obsessed with the Elizabethan ruff

[jadeandquartzes]

[id: black and white art of demi adejuyigbe, wearing a black jumpsuit and white elizabethan ruff, as well as two rule plaques reading "in an elizabethan ruff" and "directing one camera." he is pointing forward with a serious expression.]

[ceescedasticity]

"The purpose of a system is what it does" implies fascinating things about my digestive system.

[devilishdescent]

>the goblin leaps to attack!

>the goblin misses!

>the goblin has scraped his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[classicalcanvas]

Summer night on the beach (1903) by Edvard Munch

[offshoreoilrig]

istheveilbetweenworldsthinrightnow.com

Veil status: normal

Tomorrow's veil: normal to thick

Download the app for convenient, add-free updates on the invisible barrier separating the material realm from the astral plane

[mooned-knights]

we have to hold the line on misandry not being real. it's getting scary out there

[abyssaldyke]

It's spring now which means the kids in my city have started drawing hopscotches on the sidewalk and as a rule I do every hopscotch I see because 1. Use it or lose it (ability to scotch) and 2. If a child got down on the hardscrabble streets of Boston Massachusetts to draw a scotch the least I can do is use it, but in doing the hopscotches, I've learned that about 50% of them are the typical 8-10 step scotch and the other 50% are. Somewhat avant-garde. And of course I'm not vetting the entire scotch before I start it so sometimes it's like haha 8 steps woo! Childlike whimsy! And sometimes they're 20 steps or 30 or they've got a section with three squares instead of two where you have to do a little Charleston to step on all three, or, memorably, FORTY one foot squares. A full BLOCK of jumping on one foot but I'm no quitter so once I've started Jigsaw Junior's fuckin hopscotch gauntlet I'm there til the end just a daily pot smoker in her thirties jumping kasa-obake style through an affluent suburb while some little proto-kennedy watches from his bedroom window rubbing his sadistic little third grade hands together and cackling. It's amazing. I love spring.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[barkingbarghest]

[ID: Screenshot of a Twitter post by user ActualNames1 that reads "Prosper Faggot. United States, Census, 1900." End ID.]

[rylandsgrace]

WWDITS (2019 -2024) I 4.05

[blankglassyqueensss]

@thewackypegasus

[thewackypegasus]

[ID: four gifs of laszlo cravensworth from what we do in the shadows. in the first he says, "we need to be gay." in the second he says, "trust me. gay is in." in the third he says, "gays is hot. i want some gay." and in the fourth he says, "gay it's gonna be." end ID.]

[indigosfindings]

people online: hi hows it going

people irl: hi hows it going

marina diamandis if she wrote an extended version of how to be a heartbreaker where it's revealed tbat electra heart is a bee: rule number five/is you protect the hive/so that the queen can survive/and all your larvae can thrive

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30