i know i’m a bad poet, but i’m a good man

puck, 31, jewish, transfag (he/him) tolkien and d&d enthusiast, phd’ing in early modern drama, etc.

[aureliagaming]

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[puckgoodfaggot]

call his pussy montresor’s wine cellar the way i’m bricked up inside it

[lezuzu]

the society that separates its gamers from its scholars will have its gaming done by fools and its thinking by noobs

[puckgoodfaggot]

my fiancé’s niece is so pissed off by the notion of translation sjgkdjg she’ll say something to me in swedish that i don’t understand, and i’ll ask one of her parents or my partner to translate, and so they ask her to repeat it. and she gets so mad and says she doesn’t know how to say it english, but when they explain that she doesn’t have to, and that she can say it in swedish and they will say it in english for her, she gets even more upset and refuses to do it

[puckgoodfaggot]

booking a tattoo appointment for the first time in so long!!! with an artist i thought id never get to be tatooed by bc they're based in south korea!!!!

[clubcope]

bro said he was beleaguered i was like well look what has beset you

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[7777777awawawa7777777]

sorry everyone we won’t be seeing any men today they’ve all been bricked into their enclosure

[m1dori-eyes]

The Masc of Amontillado

[puckgoodfaggot]

[id: a photo of a bricked-over entrance with “men” engraved in the archway over it /end id]

[xekstrin]

Boyfriend: wait but I thought you could change from alpha to omega? Like you get hit with a pheromone and bam become that and you fuck, but the rest of the time you’re androgynous

Me: … I think you have confused omegaverse with the seminal piece of science fiction literature The Left Hand of Darkness by Ursula K Le Guin

[xekstrin]

Nationalism is a societal evil

[puckgoodfaggot]

it’s possible that swimming in the ocean has fixed me. as is always the case

[puckgoodfaggot]

played 13 hours of dnd !!!! and had so much fun and made a new friend but also got to play with friends i hadnt played with in like eight years! and i hadnt seen one of them in like at least three years?? AH it was so fun!!!

[chaaistheanswer]

On duty 🫡

[metamagic-adept]

ID: a drawing from the hips up of a Black half-elven person in intricate silver plate armor riding a horse. They have brown skin, short locs, and pointed ears. Delicate engravings can be seen on the armor. End ID.

[funstyle]

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

[lactating]

if i was a white woman who lived in a big single family house that i owned id love to get really paranoid and drop wine glasses at the slightest noise, and pick up a kitchen knife all shaky while my home security i pay $125 a month for goes off because my shit ass kid forget to enter the passcode for the THIRD time this month TANNER!!!! youre making mommys nerves shot to hell! And then i drink my third glass of white wine

[lactating]

id also love to make tanner sweep up the broken glass and then when he misses huge chunks under the toekick id step on them and have a huge screaming meltdown and then my husband shows up and touches my foot but not with the tenderness that made me fall in love with him i feel his callouses and its not charming its horrible god its horrible and i silently sob for the rest of the night

[himynamesisnotemail]

[puckgoodfaggot]

[id: orange text reading 'gay garfield' above a drawing of garfield reclining on his side with a thought bubble that reads 'mmm... lasagna... and cock!' /end id]

[devilishdescent]

>the goblin leaps to attack!

>the goblin misses!

>the goblin has scraped his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!