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MindTickle raises $40 million after banner year in sales enablement

MindTickle, a sales enablement solutions provider with offices in Bangalore and San Francisco, today announced that it’s raised $40 million in series C funding led by Norwest Venture Partners, bringing its total raised to more than $81 million. The round saw participation from existing investors including Accel Partners, Cannan Partners, NewView Capital (a spinout of New Enterprise Associates),…

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Centuries of centuries and only in the present do things happen.

-Labyrinth by Jorge Luis Borges

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Everybody knows I hate eating alone. and yet no one's eating with me now. :(

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DAY FOUR – Seven things that crosses your mind a lot

How can I kill those pigs on Angry Birds?

Yes! I know, this is stupid but I’ve been frustrated since I’m on lever 2-10 of Angry Birds.*blame Siwon for it* I hate it. It makes me feel frustrated, those complicated position of those helmeted green pigs. I hated those green pigs. Hahaha. They always smirks at me whenever I didn’t get the chance to hurt them even a single bit.

What should I do with my life?

I just graduated college ok. So that means I’m currently unemployed and useless to my family. I’m not even doing anything productive inside our house, not cleaning or even cooking, just surfing the net. Yeah yeah. Pigging myself out.

What Bonamana version should I buy?

SME is so money hungry that they confuse me, they would do so many repackage and version of Super Junior or their other artists’ album and fans like me, who are less fortunate of having that much money, have to contemplate which album to buy. Which one has the best photobook and which one contains my bias’ picture. Aisht. Bitches, 5jib should be awesome.

How can I have a boyfriend soon?

LMAO. This is so ridiculous, I’ve been single for too long that I am now a boy hungry person. Hahaha. I don’t know if men don’t see me as a grown woman or I’m just so suck up on my bed that I don’t meet any new people in my life. LMAO.

If I should watch The Party or just go to the party festival?

Shut up! 2ne1 is coming to my country, and sadly, all my savings are long gone. Super Junior came first, priorities. LMAO. So yeah. Tickets were above my cash on hand. Hahaha. If I went to The Party Festival this Saturday, I would be spending another portion of  my cash. Hahaha. That wouldn’t do. I didn’t miss Maroon 5’s concert just to watch 2ne1, just  to be fair, I’m not going to watch this concert. Waiting for Suju’s  5jib and  Taiwan tour. Again~

Should I apologize to my mom now?

My mom and I had a small fight, she asked me to go to this certain place to run some errands, and the bitch that I am screwed with her. And yeah, I haven’t talk to her for 2days already. LMAO. Bitch daughter. I think I should say sorry for bitching on her, it’s just that she’s so controlling. I hate being controlled, she knows that. I dunno, maybe she forgot. Hahaha. Love you mom.

Should I consider suicide more often?

I’m getting fat and I hate it. The fact that I’m eating too much for my own good makes me wanna kill myself. You see, in this country, there is a stigma to fat people.

But no, that is not the only reason for my suicidal mentality. LMAO. I don’t know, I just want to do things like this. Especially when I’mpressured or depress, I tend to think of this but I haven’t plotted the best suicidal crime. So yeah. not this time. No, not this time.

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DAY THREE – Eight ways to win your heart

You should be really patient.

I tend to be stubborn all the time and I usually don’t listen to others, you should have a long line of patience to deal with me. You should understand me all the time but you should also argue with me if necessary.

You should know how to clean the dishes.

I hate washing plates, not one of my favorite past time. Hahaha. As a friend or a partner in life, you should know how to do this perfectly. I hate seeing little dirty spot on the plates, utensils or cups. So yeah, it must be shiny clean. :D

You should be a gentleman.

In this generation we have, a gentleman is really rare. Whenever someone offer me their seat on a bus ride, I can’t help but be amaze to that person. Another thing is to help me carry my bags. I may ask you to carry it or something but if you refuse to, I really fuckinghate you.

You have to make me laugh all the time.

Shin Dong Yup is one of my favorite funny clowns. If you could level with him and make me laugh in every word you utter, then you’re who I’m looking for. :D I tend to be depress when I’m alone but if you’ll be there to make me laugh, then I’d be happy to give you my heart.

You have to stop controlling me.

I hated being controlled or pressured by people. So if you could just wait for me to decide on my own, then maybe, I could be yours. 

You should know how to play the guitar.

  One of the plus point is this, a guy who can play the guitar for me and sing to me is really awesome. It’s one of the greatest wonders of love. Hahaha. It doesn’t matter if your genre of music is different from mine, as long as you will play every love song for me.

You should be willing to spent every centavo you have on me.

Since I’m a materialistic bitch, expensive gifts are loved. :D admit it, I’d be really happy if you date me on an expensive restaurant. BUT, I don’t mind eating on the street every once in a while. If it’s all the both of us could afford, it’s fine with me.

You should be SUPER SWEET.

Sugar doesn’t run in my blood.You have to be this romantic love sick puppy dog for me who would always do sweet stuff. Example: You could bake cake for me. :D hahaha. I’m not a good pastry chef.

Day four~ coming.

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DAY TWO – Nine things about yourself

Nine things about me would be a compromise of the gazillion things that I can tell about myself. I’m a walking life story, nine things is not enough to tell you everything. But since this is a tumblr challenge. So be it. This is freaking hard.

I am a FREAKING BRAT.

No, not just hypothetically, with just and undue observation, I am a brat of my own kind.  Siguro nga, yung mga BRATINELANG mayaman di nauutusan ng gawaing bahay at di nanghihinayang sa bawat sentimong nagagastos nila, but I told you, I am one of them in my own little ways. I normally get what I want especially a request to my parents. Sadyang mapagbigay sila, o utuin. Hahaha.

I get what I want, at times, to people by either using my unnoticeable charm or my years of hut-hot syndrome*. Using my natural talent, which is to sales talk others, I also use my ecstatic prowess over others, good for me, and they actually do what I want them to do.

I’VE NEVER BEEN TO SOUTHERN PART OF THE PHILIPPINES.

Farthest part of Luzon was Cavite and the longest travel I’ve been was going to Cagayan Valley, my ancestors place.

Gusto ko talagang makarating sa Boracay, gusto kong matry magtwo piece swimsuit without other people caring how gross I may look. Hahaha. Really, this is serious.

Other than Boracay, I also want to go to Davao, I dunno, just want to experience other part of the Philippines. Then after out of town travels, next is out of the country tours.

I AM NOT A FAITHFUL CHRISTIAN.

Yes, I do pray to our dear God, but no, I don’t do it on a daily basis. Di ko kasi ma-explain kung bakit di ako ganon kadevoted ke Lord.

Feeling ko kasi, I’m not really that worthy to receive him. See, most of my friends are Christian and they do stuff like, devotions every day, Sunday Service [though I attend mass every Sunday] and they almost spread every God words.

Yes. I respect them. But I don’t know, parang di ko kayang maging ganon ka- commited ke Lord. Ang hirap. I get this feeling that when I became that “Christian Christian” then no one would talk to me because all I want to talk about is God.

I HAVE A HUGE FETISH ON OTHERS FEET.

Hahaha. Don’t worry; this won’t lead to any Sexual Perviness.

So, I have told this to some of the people I know, I have this fetish, commonly on men about their feet. Yes. F-E-E-T. I don’t know. I love looking at men’s feet. Like for example, someone I like is wearing slippers, my eyes would be drawn to his feet.

My fetish goes like this, it should be reddish or pinkish feet, Nice and Clean Nail [doesn’t require any nail polish], smells good and should be really manly looking [not girly one].

You see, feet are one of men’s weaknesses, their feet usually sweat more than their face and it tends to smell bad. So if a man has a really nice feet, then that means that he is clean from bottom to top. :D

I got other fetishes like clean teeth, nice nose and hair, but this one’s the dominant.

I WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW.

I’ve been single for too  long. 2years. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.Death.

Yoko ng mag-isa. Hahaha. Kahit kakulitan lang naman pede na. nakakapagod matulog sa gabi, check ka ng check sa CP mo kung me nagtext man lang ng 

“Goodnight Babe, I love you”

Haaaaay.

I HAVE NO PARTICULAR GENRE.

Music is everything to me. Can’t live a day without singing, dancing or listening to my favorite song [which is nothing in particular].

I’ve been a fan of Reggae, Hip-Hop, Dance,Lovesong,RNB, Pop, KPOP, Alternative, Rock, Punk and Metal. Just so you know, one music genre I really don’t like. RAP. Especially Noisy raps were in I couldn’t understand a thing.

Buti sana kung sing linis ng Rap ni Eminem, Gloc 9 o Francis M yan. Baka lumuhod pa ako sa harap mo.

I BULLY WEAK PEOPLE.

No, I don’t do it for fun. It’s more like how I help them to be as strong as I am [I think].  You see the worlds a jungle, there are people who is better [best] than me in putting people down. I mean, really down.

I just hate seeing people helpless because they are being this damsel in distress who keeps on insisting that “Nagwawagi ang mga naapi”. Cut the crap dude!! Cinderella is just a fairy tale; people should learn how to fight back when everything is going overboard.

I’M VERY SENSITIVE.

I maybe insensitive when it comes to other people’s feelings because I’m impulsive and a bitch [sorry about that], but I am really sensitive to many things.

I don’t hold hands to others kahit girls, I just don’t. kasi feeling ko malaswang tignan. I hate PDA. Feeling ko din kasi, my hands are the only part of my body that I can allow a partner to hold on public.

I don’t like it when someone’s touching my hair, lalo na kung maayos yung hair ko. It’s just rude when you just go touching someone’s hair. Hahaha. Me kiliti kasi ako sa leeg [sa buong katawan]. I only allow people to touch it when I say so.

I hate being criticized. One of my weak points is to be judge.  I get it; I’m not perfect pero you don’t have to say it to me on a daily basis. Hahaha

  I’M NOTHING BUT TRADITIONAL.

Since I wanted to have a boyfriend soon, I must explain how he can catch my heart. Hahaha.

Gusto ko yung liligawan ako in person. LIGAW TEXT is such a no no. LIGAW TAWAG though is cool with me. Pero I’d rather see the guy visiting me and asking my parent’s for their permission when he wants to have a date with me.

I want a guy who would do everything for me. YES. BECAUSE I’M A PRINCESS.

I want a guy who would assure me that everything’s gonna be fine when all seems to fail.

I want a guy who would hold my hand kahit na pawis na pawis na mga palad namin.

I want a guy who would screams out to the world na ako angMAHAL NIYA.

I want a religious guy, but not so religious [same level as mine, I guess]

I want a guy who would understand me when I’m on my red flag days and buy me sanitary napkins if he needs to.

I want a guy, but he doesn’t want me. Hahaha

Well, this is DAY TWO.  Wait for DAY THREE.