#minecraft chaos

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I have had thoughts of vapor being a golem Mob hybrid. How would gollum chaos react to somebody that is almost his same kind.

well I mean it probably depends on what kind of golem Vapor is? like Chaos mostly gets along with iron golems, but since iron golems are (usually) protectors of villages, they are hostile to illagers automatically so Chaos can't always trust Daydream will be safe if he turns away.

I think snow golems also exist in the game but don't know about any other materials golems

A non iron golem is already interesting though.

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Since minecraft Chaos likes terracotta and eats gold, the badlands would probably be his most preferred environment. However being pretty barren of trees, grass, crops, and animals, it wouldn't be great for his family.

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I made minecraft Chaos' mesa/badlands home with a little garden, pond, and pens for chickens and sheep (blue, yellow, and black) but the screenshots are nowhere to be found.

not sure what kind of inventory space Chaos would have but he probably spent hours collecting and placing all the dirt and water he gathered. and took out a decent section of forest to make the fencing. my favorite part is the sakura sapling in the back yard for Glitter who had never seen one before

someone probably needs to get him some vegetables since he only has wheat and melons planted (and a chance for apples with a couple oak trees)

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lol my mom would've never let me go see the Minecraft movie in theaters if it had happened in the late 90s because she didn't like when other kids influenced me into doing stupid shit.

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minecraft Chaos really likes mossy cobblestone. However he doesn't like mossy stone bricks. The texture is wrong (despite terracotta being a similar 'smooth' which Chaos likes)

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Minecraft Chaos' home

I ended up emailing myself the screenshots from the game since I couldn't find the files despite doing as the internet suggested. Things under cut because the pics are probably big and don't want to clog up uninterested dashes

front of the house. mostly made of orange terracotta. mossy cobblestone porch with oak steps and fencing. you can see some of the garden and pens to the right

close up of the door. please pretend the trap door and door door are a singular unit because 3 block tall doors aren't there.

first floor inside, mossy cobblestone flooring and slab steps.

second floor with two beds for Daydream and Glitter along with a enchantment table for Daydream.

Glitter's sheep and chickens with slab roofing to keep them safer. (I realized later that the grass doesn't grow on the dirt in the badlands so sheared sheep don't grow their wool back as intended.)

pond. mostly dirt flooring but also some clay. stocked with salmon. has a small slab deck for fishing (not that anyone knows how) also a pair of oak trees

sweet berries, melon, and wheat growing. freshly planted sakura sapling in the distance.

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Don't think I ever clarify that minecraft Chaos is officially a obsidian golem, I made my decision but didn't specify in any posts. Anyway other minecraft details I thought about last night

Chaos doesn't need to eat but he finds it enjoyable. He doesn't eat meat or fish. He mostly eats fruits like apples and melons or gold (or golden apples and glistening melons). He also used to eat emeralds till he learned they acted as a currency. (a very non standardized currency but a currency most humanoids will accept)

Chaos likes terracotta, he thinks it's neat. He will sometimes steal it off of structures. He will replace the stolen blocks with mossy cobblestone (which he also likes and seems to have a infinite supply of)

Chaos can not pick up flowers by himself without crushing them into dye. He must be handed them

Chaos is extremely durable, barely taking damage from most physical attacks. Diamond or netherite weapons are some of the few physical items that do decent damage. Magic is the best offense against him.

When angered or deeply saddened, Chaos' face will take on the appearance of crying obsidian. Other than a slight glow, it has little effect.

Chaos doesn't need to breath but he still doesn't like water deeper than a block. However he will walk through 3-4 block height water if carrying someone who he keeps held above his head. Water any deeper than that will result in him pacing the shore nervously. He also has a dislike for dolphins.

Daydream is a illager so he has mostly gray toned skin but he has a somewhat crescent shaped patch of villager tan toned on his face. his left 'villager' eye is blue and his right 'illager' eye is green (as usual)

Daydream has 3 vexes; Bone, Gore, and Glory. Bone is almost always out while Gore and Glory get summoned for confrontations. All three of them are red instead of gray-blue.

Glitter is originally a 'savanna' villager but his shirt was blue tones, the leaves of his headpiece were actual pinkish orange flowers, and his eyes are also blue instead of green.

Glitter has a bow but he rarely uses it, fleeing to Chaos' side since his aim is shit.