#minecraft live action

[jesstra4ivor]

lol. I am living for the comments under the official trailer video.

[homiu-l]

MINECRAFT SAVE ME........... SAVE ME.......... MINECRAFT.................... .......... .......... .......... ..........

[multi-fandom-enjoyer]

Y/n, the spawn of Herobrione, and Natalie walk around the village comparing their vastly different worlds.

Y/n: So, in your world, there are objects that are completely round? Like no corners or points?

Natalie(chuckles): Yes, there called spheres and circles.

Y/n: Wow. I wish I could see that.

Natalie: Maybe you could? After we defeat the piglin army, I mean.

Y/n: I'd like that.

[myceliumsunshine]

i want a minecraft movie where you think its about beating the ender dragon to escape back to the real world, but suspicously, nothing is goinng wrong, and it seems to all be happening rather quickly. about half an hour into the movie, they beat the dragon and the portal in the center of the island opens up. and the one with a child, and a partner at home jumps through. and the one with a good group of friends junps through. and they all jump through except for the one with nothing to go back to. turns out, the movie is a slice of life/comedy where the backround character from the beginning of the movie, the one who really has had no motivation to get home, builds their life up from the ground up, like in regular minecraft. but, the thing is, it's on an already speedrunned world. so they have elytra, and access to the nether, but they don't have a house, or anything. slowly, the character spends years building a city, admittedly, an empty one, but the biggest city they've ever been in nonetheless. every block is gathered by hand. every block is placed by hand. and finally, they sit among their empty city, old and gray, a lifetime of solitude behind them, but a lifetime of peace. and they think of that portal. they wonder if they should have gone through it when they were young, when their friends did. so they visit the portal, as they have done through the movie, and they sit on the edge and contemplate joining their friends. and once more. they turn away. but they are old, and fragile, and clumsy. and they fall in. they hear two voices. they can't exactly make out the gender of the voices, but one sounds green, and the other sounds blue. and the main character listens as they talk about the main character's accomplishments. and then, they wake up. aeound them, their friends wake up. like no time has passed at all. and they realise that the voices were right. and the game was simply just a dream. and the title of the movie suddenly makes sense, just as the movie ends - minecraft:the longest dream

[jabberoxdl]

Blocks and shit

[astronomylover9000]

If you were to tell me this was a fanmade trailer from the early days of YouTube I would believe you.

[m-bbert]

we should make parkour civilisation the new minecraft movie. fuck jack black let’s go evbo

[corvid-gae]

yknow i already didn't like the minecraft movie for what i think is obvious reasons - but i think giving Steve, the character in a SANDBOX game a "confirmed" (i use that loosely because we all know we're ignoring it) backstory is a lil dumb