Third death, fuck.
There's another Creeper around too.
Doing some risk mitigation. I don't want to fight this thing barehanded or have it explode up here.
OK, now that that's done, I'll just...
Where the FUCK ARE MY ITEMS?

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Third death, fuck.
There's another Creeper around too.
Doing some risk mitigation. I don't want to fight this thing barehanded or have it explode up here.
OK, now that that's done, I'll just...
Where the FUCK ARE MY ITEMS?
How people react when I’m playing Minecraft and refuse to wear armour(I don’t want to hide my pretty Minecraft skin) they pissed cause I died like 50 times within the first minute :)
And then I quit the game forever.
"Internet explorer hat ein problem und muss beendet werden. ja geil, das hab ich auchschon bemerkt... vor internet explorer"
"kann man java eigentlich öffnen oder is das einfach nur da?" - "ja, es ist einfach nur da, wie eine krankheit"
"your game may be modded..... Vielleicht weiß er ja dasses nur gecracked it D:" - "Nee... nee, nee!"
"sind sie sicher das sie die datei ausführen wollen? JA VERDAMMTE SCHEIßE WILL ICH"
"OH MEIN GOTT GEHT ES? GEHT ES?" - "ICH WEIß ES NICHT ABER ES STEHT LÄNGER PLEASE WAIT ALS SONST"
"ey es wär so feierlich wenn du jetzt n grafik update braucht für minecraft. FÜR. MINECRAFT."
was ein abenteuer, und eig wollen wir nur multiplayer spielen in minecraft
did I ever tell you how much I hate creepers cuz I reALLY FUCKING HATE CREEPERS OHMYGOD
RAAAAAAGE
I WAS DOING SO FUCKING WELL IN MINECRAFT JUST A FUCKING SECOND AGO AND THEN THIS FUCKING CREEPER DECIDES TO EXPLODE IN MY FUCKING FACE, MAKES ME FUCKING FALL DOWN A WATERFALL, DIE, LOSE ALL MY STUFF (GOLD, IRON, A LOT OF REDSTONE, AND SO MANY GOOD WEAPONS) WHICH THEN FLOWS ALONG WITH THE WATER AND BURN IN A POOL OF LAVA NEXT TO THE FUCKING WATERFALL. ALL THE RAGE OMFUCKINGG
Excuse me. ReadifyouwantIdon'tgiveaflyingfuckityfuck.
*throws minecraftserver out the window* FUCKYOUANDYOURLACKOFFUCKINGSAVINGYOUPIECEOFFUCKINGSHITISPENTTHREEFUCKINGHOURSBUILDINGTHATFUCKINGTHINGWITHMYLITTLEBUDDYANDWEDIDAFUCKINGSTELLARJOBYOUARSEHOLEIFUCKINGHATEYOUSERVERWHYDIDNTYOUSAVEFUCKINGFUCKFUCKITYFUCKFUCKFUCKSHITGODDAMNBITCHASSSERVER. IEVENMADEATHINGIWASREALLYPROUDOFANDITACTUALLYWORKEDFUCKYOUSERVER. ITFUCKINGSAVEDLASTNIGHTTHOUGHDIDN'TITWORKEDANDSAVEDICHECKEDANDITWORKED. BUTNOITHADTOCRASHANDNOTFUCKINGAUTOSAVETHEWORLD. MYLITTLEBUDDYEVENFUCKINGBUILTARODEO. ITWASFUCKINGBITCHASSCUTEASFUCK. ANDNOWITSGONEGODDAMMIT.
*AGRESSIVELY STOMPS SERVER INTO OBLIVION*