#minervaparadizo

[laeliana]

Remember that one time in FP Artemis made Minerva angry?

Well, if you don't, you are excused: it happened long ago, in Fools' Paradise: Broken bones and broken hearts, which I posted (gasp!) more than a year an half ago.

Anyway, saw this panel from some comic book and thought that the pose was perfect for her:

And @irunaki 's style was perfect for what I had in mind :3

Please please please consider commissioning her, she is in need and her drawings are super cute and amazing! :3

PS: what's in Minerva's package? Well, you'll have to read the fanfiction for that, let's just say that Artemis is gonna pay for having her worried :3

[yourdeargatsby]

why is polyamorous Artemis Fowl never discussed

I’ve seen every single Artemis fowl ship and HC on here and I love all of them (shoutout to laeliana for being a goated Minerva x arty writer if you like that ship check her out) but I don’t think I’ve ever seen Poly Arty. like I’m a multi shipper. I ship Minerva and Artemis, Alex and Artemis, and not much else because you guys are crazy and I can’t think of any other sane ships.

but the easiest solution is just. Like. Minerva x Artemis x Alex. Or Alex x Sabina x Artemis. log course this goes with other hcs like Trans Artemis because we all know these babies love Arty no matter what

I think I need this in my life

[slushgut]

Didn’t adult Minerva have a lot of tattoos in canon?

I think she did. Im also pretty sure she dyed her hair red and had a kid with a dwarf?? Its been awhile since ive read the fowl twins tbh I can remember. I didnt hate what Colfer did with her character but I also remember being completely unsure if this was the same Minerva from the lost colony

[askminervaparadizo]

Bonjour à tout le monde! Minerva Paradizo here. Regrettably, despite multiple contributions to the advancement of science, mostly known as a footnote in the life of some Artemis Fowl II. Rest assured this is gonna change, but since Artemis opened a blog, I wondered why shouldn't I do that, too.

Something about me:

180 cm tall, 65 kg (you don't ask a lady, but I tell you myself! See how nice I am?).

pale green eyes, gold blonde hair, freckles (to which I'm quite indifferent, even if I have been told they're cute), glasses, and a younger brother (often to my dismay).

always wear a pendant with an unassuming chunk of rock and silver bracelets. Those who know my story will understand.

birtday is january the 26th

Master's degree in Quantum Physics, Mathematics, Engineering and Criminal Law. PhD in Behavioral Psychology and Chemistry

lives in Tourrettes-sur-Loup, France. Plans to move to Geneva to work at CERN soon.

don't ask me about my mother. Don't even say "mother" around me. Just. Don't. Thank you.

@thesecondartemis-fowl : the badge to the Fairy Kidnappers Club is quite hard to get. Or so I have heard.

@d-butler-at-your-service : what if I told you that I run a book club with one of the most dangerous men alive?

@holly-short-14 : an elf. Yes, they exist! A tentative ally? We shall see.

@angeline-lydia-fowl : Artemis' mother, and possibly the last person I'd have imagined having a Tumblr. We live in interesting times, indeed!

@smart-girl-diana : I'm so absorbed in my work that a sister managed to pop up without me noticing? Hmm. I should stop chastising Artemis for his sleeping schedule, I suppose.

@allanwaite a... wooden-puppet-fairy creature which likes to irk Artemis. Interesting.

///myself///

This blog is run by @laeliana! What can I say, Minerva is my baby. It's my first time running an ask blog so... idk, I'd give it a try? Please be kind and don't expect much ^///^ Also, English is not my native language, so please forgive me in advance for the mistakes that might slip me. I'm tempted to say that Minerva is not a native English speaker, too, but who am I fooling, her English is probably perfect (sigh).

Also, not FT compliant. I'd like to think that series doesn't exist.

See you around!

avatar by @iesnoth, header by me

the ask box is "Whatever"

[laeliana]

When I saw that @irunaki had opened commissions for this particular kind of artwork, I immediately jumped into it

Some of you might remember the musical scene from Chapter 6 of Fools' Paradise: Surprises seldom come alone. Well, here is it!

And some details!

Arty nodding along with the music

Minerva dancing

Holly's reaction... yeah, like, everyone would react this way seeing the usually controlled Artemis and Minerva dancing...

...but why so surprised, they're DIVAS!

[laeliana]

BEWARE OF THE PIPELINE!

Some time ago I joked on a Discord server that a meme perfectly represented the pipeline of my fanfiction Fools' Paradise.

So, why not commission an Artemis version of it?

And when I saw @slushgut I thought that her artstyle was perfect from this kind of content! Just look at how cute Artemis is as she progresses step by step! Her journey will not be an easy one, but that gifted kid will find happiness in the end :3

(NB: I hope you've recognized her, I've asked for the wife!Artemis to be a tribute to the art ahren-the-puppeteer did for me :3)

And here's a less memey version XD

[laeliana]

Please everyone stop and have a look at this SUPER CUTE fanart @slushgut did for me! After an exausting, tiring, chilling day, after a warm bath and some much needed words, Artemis and Minerva slip under the covers together. Life is easier, when Paradise is holding you close :3

You can find the fic here!

[laeliana]

One of these has already happened, the other two are yet to come...

An amazing commission by @slushgut ! I mean, just look at the lights!

I know you are probably not looking at the lights, but still

And yes it's not a mistake, Minerva gets an haircut between 1 and 2 & 3.

For the NSFW version, head at this link (and give her a follow, if you're on Bluesky)!