R. P. Gatsby

A terrible person capable of being charming. Any/All

[yourdeargatsby]

𝕀𝕟 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 𝕘𝕒𝕣𝕕𝕖𝕟𝕤 𝕞𝕖𝕟 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕘𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕤 𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕖 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕨𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕞𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕤 𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕞𝕡𝕒𝕘𝕟𝕖 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕤.

𝕀𝕟𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 𝕊𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕨 𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕥𝕦𝕓𝕖 𝔸𝕠3 ℙ𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕤

---------------------𝕎𝕠𝕣𝕜𝕤 𝕚𝕟 ℙ𝕣𝕠𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤----------------------

Demon King’s Second Try - Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint

The Great Grantaire - Les Misérables/The Great Gatsby

The Estate - Les Misérables

Fowltember 2025 - Artemis Fowl DKST - Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint Without? - Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint Too Fast (But we can't slow down) - Les Misérables I'd die (for your coffee) - Les Misérables Kids of the Estate - Once Upon a Broken Heart Evajacks Drabbles - Once Upon a Broken Heart The Sliding of the rain, My heart beats your name - Artemis Fowl/The Inheritance Games

Should've been Me - BBC Merlin And so begins a series of unfortunate events starting with Jean Prouvaire's Kindness - Les Misérables Harmodius Crying, Aristogeiton Plagued - Les Misérables That in and of itself, in which the way Monsieur Grantaire paints - Les Misérables Perhaps this is the start of an end - Les Misérables november_18th_2023_3:17am.mov - Les Misérables A history of serenade for strings (Feat. Marius Pontmercy) - Les Misérables Wherein will appear the name of this so called estate? - Les Misérables Joyeux Noël, Enjolras - Les Misérables Tears over Beers - Les Misérables Between the Bars - Les Misérables The Entirely confusing matter of Montparnasse's Name - Les Misérables Kisses made of stars - Les Misérables The dRunk the sick the eagle - Les Misérables

Montparnasse’s possession by the devil called Jehan - Les Misérables Drunk Walk Home - Les Mis/Phantom of the Opera Half Return - Étoile Untitled Reporter "MRG" - Les Misérables Filthy, Disgusting, so ugly, I'm sure - Les Misérables Take a chance (on me) - Les Misérables Sullied Wing - Artemis Fowl MCC - Artemis Fowl/The Inheritance Games Calling of your name - Artemis Fowl/The Inheritance Games Assignation to Heliotropes - Artemis Fowl/The Inheritance Games Candied Roses and Banknotes - Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint Haley's Comet - Artemis Fowl Once more to see you - BBC Merlin Navy and Star Filled Skies - Artemis Fowl/The Inheritance Games The sound of shattering seashells - Artemis Fowl/The Inheritance Games R/Graytemis - Artemis Fowl/The Inheritance Games Furnace of your heart - Artemis Fowl/The Inheritance Games First Love in Late Spring - BBC Merlin Shut up and Drive - Les Misérables Driving with my darling - Les Misérables The Eternal Burning of the Pyre - Les Misérables Starfans - Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint Dehydrated (off your love) - Les Misérables 15 shots (Coffee, this time) - Les Misérables Permets-Tu? - Les Misérables Inarticulation - Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint A horse named cold air - BBC Merlin Yoo Joonghyuk has never seen the Titanic (It doesn’t end well for Kim Dokja) - Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint Sales Pitch for the Bus Fare Home - Once Upon a Broken Heart Expectations of a fool - Once upon a Broken Heart The Boy on the Estate - Once upon a Broken Heart The Cruelest Mercenary Prince - Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint How would a reader survive without his protagonist? - Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint What is a Protagonist without their reader? - Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint How did we end up here (Naked in your bed) - Original Work A timeline by any other universe - Once Upon a Broken Heart/Caraval The Prince Bride - Once Upon a Broken Heart/Caraval/The Princess Bride

Junestage w/ @barjarjinks - Alien Stage/Les Misérables HMS Graytemis w/ @thechildofshadows - Artemis Fowl/The Inheritance Games

R - My First Name. Prince - My second name. Based off my ORV Modifier. Gatsby - My last name. Mutuals List ----- @thesecondartemis-fowl AF RP ----- @demonkingsecondtryupdates DKST Updates ----- @grantairesuggestionss Grantaire RP ----- @next-baryshnikov Gabin RP ----- @fantomdetatete POTO RP ----- @real-rozanov Ilya RP ----- @machiavelliatsby Fanon Rohan RP ----- @montparnasse-says-stuff Montparnasse blog ----- @ba-whore-el Bahorel RP

To my most esteemed reader,

It would be my greatest pleasure to see you at the next one of my little 'parties'. There is no guaranteed time or place, of course. But since when has that ever stopped me? Of course, if large parties aren't much your things (despite their intimacy), you are free to leave. Don't mind the green light on your way out. It likes to shine brighter from time to time.

If you find yourself lost in my hedge maze, well, someone ought to find you at some point, right old sport?

Yours Truly,

R. P. Gatsby.

[poetry-and-revolution]

What happens to fatuation when nobody’s in it

[ganondorf]

i think this captures the defining pathology of the collective social media psyche right now. we are in the thrall of people who are wantonly cruel but who also demand to be coddled at all times in every way

[granhairdo]

11 year old me really thought i was cool shit with my giant cargo pants

[granhairdo]

@clowndyke-bar

I did kind of look like cool shit in said cargo pants so perhaps you have a chance at not being embarrassed in the future

[yourdeargatsby]

[wifegideonnav]

the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

:/

[granhairdo]

when you feel like your heart get tight with fear and your neck tingles and something radiates down your chest i would kill someone to be stuck in that state, nothing like anxiety so bad it turns back into a high

[yourdeargatsby]

I'll probably see the grown-up versions of children Ill never have before AO3 ends up coming off Beta version

[yourdeargatsby]

im so sorry guys

[yourdeargatsby]

i havent changed at all

[yourdeargatsby]

[yourdeargatsby]

Oh it’s two thirty? Time to write a long essay over why Jack and rose are the perfect example of the “it’s a tragedy because it never could have worked” trope

[yourdeargatsby]

Okay so as we all know this is gonna contain massive spoilers so don’t read if you don’t want them.

jack dies in the titanic. This is common knowledge. He could have fit on that door, but he didn’t.

but what if Jack never won the tickets, would the story have a happy ending? No. It’s not possible. While one lives the other must die.

you see if Jack had never won those tickets, rose would be the one that died. She would have thrown herself off the ship, as Jack wasn’t there to save her.

what if Rose’s family never boarded to begin with, and Jack was still there? Jack would have died again. He was a man, albeit a child, he would have been considered older and told to wait for a boat. The personality type that he is, he would have still tried to save the child, and would have gone down one way or another.

of course, Jack could have fit on the door, but he didn’t try. He didn’t risk it, because he loved rose. If it was his life for hers, he chose her. And no matter what possibility happens, there is no way that their story could end happily. It’s a tragedy because there’s no outcome where they would live together.

[yourdeargatsby]

you guys never got it

[yourdeargatsby]

chat im about to be the next fucking JULIUS CAESER

[yourdeargatsby]

@probablydancingg holy shit

[yourdeargatsby]

Ariadne : THEY BOTH DIE I THOUGHT HE MIGHT GET TO LIVE TO SEE ANYTHING THIS ROUND BUT HE ONLY GETS TO FOURTY-

Me : ARI GOOD GODS SHUT UP

Ariadne : HE DIDNT KNOW HE DIDNT KNOW HE DIED!

Me : Oh wait he’s gay? Send me the link to the book

*Laughter from friends*

[yourdeargatsby]

im a chud loser

[yourdeargatsby]

Orv, Better than your mothers wedding -@notyoursentientforest

[yourdeargatsby]

@notyoursentientforest this still true?

[overqchiever]

i'm officially in south korea 🇰🇷

[yourdeargatsby]

tumblr user overqchiever you should go north. I heard it’s pretty there. 🥰

[yourdeargatsby]

nobody ever thought this was funny but i did. i thought it was funny.

[unknownundertalefan64]

[yourdearcarraway]

@yourdeargatsby You’re awesome sauce

[yourdeargatsby]

im nothin burger

[kyri45]

Was inspired by the wonderful post by @hailed-marys so me and @sam-i-am-27 got possessed by the demons and came out with this.

HC list under the cut

* Astrophage is more like a virus that either alters people, causing them to commit crimes or violent acts, or a power that supervillains are starting to use.

* Grace is still a middle school teacher who got bitten by the spider, obviously.

* Adrian is the one who stitched up the suit (the Aunt May of this universe).

* He has all the perks of a normal Spider-Man, but he's still Grace, so he's incredibly clumsy. He does have a super-strong spider sense, and that's what saves him 100% of the time, but he absolutely does not have the agility. When adrenaline kicks in, he can do anything, but otherwise he'll trip over the most ridiculous things.

* He was wearing his yellow raincoat the first time he saved someone, so now he wears it over his suit (along with his white Converse).

* The spider was discovered by SHIELD (which is undercover as a scientific research facility that Grace works for part-time). After the original test subjects (who were only able to survive the spider mutations if they possessed a specific gene) were killed in an attack, Eva delivered the spider to Grace so he could be bitten before other villains got their hands on that power. (My boy gets unwillingly turned into a savior in every universe.)

* Simon is still an ex-convict who, in exchange for his freedom, is asked by the evil company of the day to test a series of mines infected by what appears to be blood from a meteorite (which eventually turns out to be the symbiote Ellie!).

* At first, they wanted to kill each other, but they end up becoming besties.

[yujateaandpi]

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