Little headcanon about Ming-Hua
(i'm not very good at large texts in english, so i apologize in advance for possible mistakes👉👈)
At some point, Ming-Hua began to be so enraged by the pity with which people always looked at her at first acquaintance that she began to invent just the craziest versions of the story with the loss of extremities. Each time she was amused as the expression on the faces of the interlocutors gradually changed to absolutely shocked and confused.
Her favourite inventions:
- “Oh, I got rid of them on a bet and got a free lunch!”
- “My pet wolf marten chewed them off. In retaliation, I made soup out of it.”
- “I donated them to the foundation for assistance to disabled children.”
- “I'm just tired of cutting my fingernails all the time, okay?”
- “My friend promised me to replace them with metal prostheses. They are much more convenient and effective than meat appendages. If he deceived me, I’ll rip his dick off.”
By the way, during the first meeting with Ghazan, after seeing his tattoos, Ming-Hua said that she got similar tattoos on her arms, but they had to be amputated due to the fact that poor-quality paint caused a strange reaction in her skin. Zaheer then had to calm him down for a long time and explain to him that she just has a specific sense of humor.
- It is Zaheer who then has to explain to the newcomers in the order what really happened to her.
- Ming-Hua doesn't like that by doing so he ruins the impression she is trying to make on them.
- As a result, she was hardly persuaded to stop doing this, because her stories REALLY repelled newcomers from RL.
P. S. P’Li miraculously managed to avoid the shock of another Ming-Hua’s story about hands, because Zaheer managed to warn her about everything in advance (to the disappointment of Ming-Hua herself).
