Translator's note: This song is virtually impossible to properly translate because it's one long visual pun. And it's all based on a linguistic concept that barely exists in English (the closest I can think of are prefixes and suffixes). So there are two translation options: one that translates the song with its intention, possibly sacrificing accuracy in the process and one that translates the song as is. I'll put them in respective order under the cut!
Translation trying to keep the wordplay (wordplays bolded)
各・略る 町
田んぼの田
タダ飯 飯
食当たり 残念！
観念！何にも不可解
‘Men-’, mensuration and administration
Cultivation of rice in a field
is free food for me!
I got food poisoning, sucks for me!
Idea for me! I don’t get any of it.
あと、くっ付く角
アかイかウ選ぶ
解らない でも分かる
左側 変
Then, I attach a ‘-stand’
I choose from ‘th-’ and ‘att-’ and ‘-t-nd’ [1]
I don’t understand, but I know
The left side of it is strange
Words I can’t say I know
are coming in fast, they’re coming!
From what I can’t see
I inhale deeply its expense
Words I say are coming again
‘In-,’ ‘deep-’ and ‘ex-’
段々 頭 頭
逆さまに成っている
Gradually my head, my head
it’s turning upside down
マットな怨念
ハットな本音
伝えている筈
なのに変 ミニ偏
A matte grudge,
A hat intent,
It should be pretty clear,
but it’s strange, mini left-side radical
マットな混線
ハットな文面
至り 足りない
何か変 ミニ偏
A matte confusion,
A hat text of a letter
At its height, it’s not enough!
Something’s strange, mini left-side radical
糸三 糸三
イとイ ミニ偏
少し変
‘-sion’, ‘con-‘, ‘-sion’, ‘con-‘
‘Some-’ and ‘rad-’, mini left-side radical
It’s a little strange
口・吟味に 場に
土 垢に蟹 蟹
成れない 者から
価値 吸い取られてる
解らない虫
イ 口 耳
‘In-, investigation, on the ground
Ground, underground, is a crab, a crab
From people who can’t make it,
I inhale deeply its expense
This creature is absolutely unknown to me
‘In-,’ ‘deep-’ and ‘ex-’
また 頭 頭
逆さまに書いている
Again, my head, my head
is being written upside down
マットな怨念
ハットな本音
伝えている筈
なのに変 ミニ偏
A matte grudge,
A hat intent,
It should be pretty clear,
but it’s strange, mini left-side radical
マットな混線
ハットな文面
至り 足りない
何か変 ミニ偏
A matte confusion,
A hat text of a letter
At its height, it’s not enough!
Something’s strange, mini left-side radical
糸三 糸三
イとイ ミニ偏
‘-sion’, ‘con-‘, ‘-sion’, ‘con-‘
‘Some-’ and ‘rad-’, mini left-side radical
何処かで
見落とされて見てる
伝たわらぬ偏 ミニ偏
Overlooked somewhere
and watching
is a left-side radical that’s not getting through, mini left-side radical
マットな混線
ハットな文面
至り 足りない
何か変 ミニ偏
A matte confusion,
A hat text of a letter
At its height, it’s not enough!
Something’s strange, mini left-side radical
糸三 糸三
イとイ ミニ偏
‘-sion’, ‘con-‘, ‘-sion’, ‘con-‘
‘Some-’ and ‘rad-’, mini left-side radical
少し変
It’s a little strange
ミニ偏
Mini left-side radical
大分変
It’s very strange!
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Literal translation (the radicals are translated as their literal meanings):
'Each', measure and in towns
The paddies in the rice fields
is free cooked rice, sure is!
I got food poisoning, too bad!
I got an idea! I don’t get any of it.
Then I attach a horn
I choose from 'a' and 'person' and 'h_rn' [1]
I don’t get it, but I do know
The left side of it is strange
Mini left-side radical…
Words I can’t read
are surging in, they’re coming!
I suck up value
from what I can’t see
The talent I spoke of is coming again!
People, mouth and ears
Gradually my head, my head
it’s turning upside down
A matte grudge,
A hat intent,
It should be pretty clear,
but it’s strange, mini left-side radical
A matte confusion,
A hat text of a letter
At its height, it’s not enough!
Something’s strange, mini left-side radical
Thread, water, thread, water [2]
Person and person, mini left-side radical
It’s a little strange
'Mouth', in review, in this place,
In the earth, in the filth, there's a crab, a crab
I suck up value
from people who can't make it
A bug I don't know
People, mouth and ears
Again, my head, my head
is being written upside down
A matte grudge,
A hat intent,
It should be pretty clear,
but it’s strange, mini left-side radical
A matte confusion,
A hat text of a letter
At its height, it’s not enough!
Something’s strange, mini left-side radical
Thread, water, thread, water [2]
Person and person, mini left-side radical
Overlooked somewhere
and watching
is a left-side radical that’s not getting through, mini left-side radical
A matte confusion,
A hat text of a letter
At its height, it’s not enough!
Something’s strange, mini left-side radical
Thread, water, thread, water [2]
Person and person, mini left-side radical
It’s a little strange
Mini left-side radical
It’s very strange!
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Notes:
[1] - The way the words are broken in both translations (where relevant) also matches how they're split in the video. This is most relevant in アかイかウ選ぶ, where ウ is a result of cutting 角 to look like it, but not resulting in any recognisable kanji. I tried to reflect this by omitting some letters in the word that 角 would have been translated to.
[2] - That's not 水, but the radical highlighted in the video for '三' is 氵, which is a radical that means 'water', hence the translation.
So I was worried frog would get beaten up by my old housemates chickens because she’s so small.
I forgot that I’ve seen this feathery ball of rage attack a bush turkey (a native bird that’s about four times her size) and that she’s dont take no shit from nobody 😂😂
