"Greetings, I am Luci's brother. You may call me Ray, though I'd prefer you not call me anything. I'd prefer you forget I exist after we have this conversation, actually.
As you may have noticed, my sister is not the most competent spy, or the most competent Changeling in general. Our superiors have written her off, though normally rogue agents like her are... neutralized. Thankfully I've managed to convince them not to send a Kill-Team out to silence her before she blabs about anything too sensitive. Because let's face it, most of what she could possible blab about isn't all that sensitive. Like I said, she is, or rather was, a rather shoddy spy.
Now, why am I telling you all this?
Put simply, the less she tries to do the spy stuff right now, the better. So do me a favor and don't go asking her about super-secret classified intel or other fancy spy stuff she probably doesn't know much about, or suggest she go off on crazy espionage missions or prank the Royal Guards or something. Not because you'll be wasting your time (which you would be doing), but because you'll draw more attention to her from our superiors, and they may rethink the whole 'she's not worth silencing' thing. Or, worse, the Equestrian authorities and counter-espionage agencies may take notice. As bothersome as my sister is, I'd rather her not be assassinated or executed.
Oh, and as for the inquiry as to how I myself have been doing, the answer is 'quite well.' My sister's antics, and the nonsense you lot see fit to ask her about, have proven quite amusing as of late. What? Oh yes, I keep tabs on her and what you send her. A brother has to look after his sister, after all.
Now, time time to bring our little chat to a close. Remember, the less classified intel you pester my sister about, the better for all of us. Questions about her Changeling nature or amusing comments on her attractiveness that leave her flustered and looking rather foolish? Those are fine. And this conversation?
It never happened.
We now return to our regularly scheduled idiocy..."
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