New Crackfic Concept:
Megatron attempts to sneak out of Optimus' room on the Ark after one of his and Optimus' "Peace Talk Attempts" only to run into various other Decepticons. This includes Starscream coming out of Skyfire's lab (Megatron was really unsurprised, but still angry that the little weasel had betrayed him again!), Soundwave (he was appalled at this one, Starscream he expected but Soundwave?!) coming from Jazz's room, Deadlock from Ratchet's (though Megatron was pretty sure Deadlock was off-planet last he checked), The Constructicons coming from Prowl's (Which Megatron did not wish to even think about), Skywarp coming from the Lambo Twins' room (not surprising, the purple seeker got around), and Thundercracker from Bumblebee's (they weren't even doing anything, he swears!) No one believes him, even though he was literally the only one telling the truth and not trying to make excuses.
Was everyone in his High Command betraying him today?! Scene then cuts to Cybertron as Shockwave is *ahem* performing an experiment on Blurr regarding how fast and how long he can endure.
What follows is a very awkward conversation between High Command and the Constructicons, with everyone agreeing to work together so they can sneak out of the Ark without alerting Red Alert and the rest of the Autobots, and Megatron is being a hypocrite the entire time. When they get back to the Nemesis, they all agree to never speak of this night again to save face. Megatron ends up having a realization he really doesn't want to have, and by the next morning, Megatron surprises everyone by extending a truce to the Autobots. Well, everyone except High Command. They knew why, and their leader was a giant hypocrite,
Not sure just yet if I want all Autobot High Command to be unaware of everyone else's Decepticon boyfriends or they all know about each others little rendevous and make a pact to keep Red Alert out of the loop cuz they know it'll make him have a conniption.