scorpio: i'm choosing violence and wrecking you. a random aquarius: like, sexually? 😳 scorpio: *punches aquarius's arm* dude, i'm not hooking up with everyone i see. aquarius: *pinches scorpio's cheeks* our hero. scorpio: you're weird. aquarius: so are you, i like it. scorpio: *shy smile and kicks aquarius off couch*







