#mint bush

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Sunday, 3rd October, 2021

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[ravenwitchbitch]

Hey green witches!!!

So I have a mint bush in my back yard n it has, tmi, had a bunch of house parties dump a bunch of party related liquids on it. Now while this is no longer consumable, my question is what kind of magical properties could i harvest from this?? 

[stitpics]

A prostanthera flower (I think) somewhere on the climb up to Pigeon House Mountain, out of Ulladulla.

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[flora-file]

mint bush (by flora-file)

[billydamintbush-blog]

THE PARTY DON'T START TILL I WALK IN

EVEN THO I ONLY REALLY MOVE LIKE 2 CM PER YEAR... BUT WHATEVER

[billydamintbush-blog]

You: YOYOYO BILLY THE MINT BUSH IN THE HOUUUUUUUUUSE

Stranger: I like mint

Stranger: I didn't know it grew on bushes though

You: BICH IVE BEEN A BUSH MY WHOLE LIFE

You: DID YOU THINK MINT GREW ON TREEEEES

Stranger: MAYBE IT GREW ON A STALK HUH

Stranger: OR UNDERGROUND LIKE A POTATO

Stranger: OR ON VINES

You: DING DONG YOU ARE WRONG

You: I DONT BE GROWIN UNDERGOUND

You: THATS FOR THE WEAK

You: AND THE PIGEONS

You: DAMN THOSE PIGEONS

You: DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL

Stranger: wow I'm a fucking pigeon thanks a lot

Stranger: before I go to hell I'll be sure to shit on your house

You: MOTHERFUCKER

You: I THOUGHT I WAS AWAY FROM YOU FUCKERS

You: I DONT EVEN LIVE IN A HOUSE

You: IMMA MINT YO ASS UP

Stranger: there's no escaping were everywhere

Stranger: we're always there. watching. waiting.

You: TO HELL YOU ARE

You: MY HOOD WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP

You: WE GOT THE CACTI

You: THE MINT BUSHES

You: THE FIRS

You: THE WEED

You: AND IF YOU STEP ONE FOOT IN OUR HOOD ILL POP A CAP IN YOUR PIGEON ASS

Stranger: I'll have you know I'm in a badass bird gang and we will rip your leafy asses to shreds

You: NUH UH GURL WE'LL MINT YOUR ASS UP

You: WE GOTS MIRACLE GROW

You: WE EVEN GOTS THAT SHITTY WALMART BRAND TOO

Stranger: I've got plant poison from that ghetto Home Depot a couple blocks down you better watch yo ass cause I don't think this stuff is safe for use

You: BICH I DRINK THAT FOR BREAKFAST MOTHERFUCKER

Stranger: won't just kill you guys it'll poison ever fuckin living thing within 30 miles

You: *whispers* TOO BAD THERES A PIGEON GANG 29 MILES AWAY

Stranger: TOO BAD PIGEONS AIN'T DUMB ASS PLANTS AND WE CAN MOVE

You: BICH I CAN MOVE

You: YOU WATCH ME

You: NEVERMIND

You: BUT I CAN MOVE 2 CM PER YEAR

You: BICH

Stranger: YEAH EVERYTHING MOVES 2 CM A YEAR

Stranger: STILL WOMT SAVE YOUR ASS

You: ILL LIGHT YOUR ASS UP MOTHERFUCKER

You: JUST YOU WAIT

You: YOU JUST WATCH MOTHERFUCKER

Stranger: YEAH I'LL BE WAITIN

You: YOU JUST SIT THERE AND YOU WATCH

You: http://billydamintbush.tumblr.com/

Stranger: I'LL BE DEAD BY THE TIME YOU MAKE IT OVER HERE

You: KEEP IT TIGHT

[billydamintbush-blog]

You: YOYOYO BILLY DA MINT BUSH IN THE HOUUUUUUUUUUUSE

Stranger: This is probably the best introduction ever

Stranger: You win

Stranger: You're the best

Stranger: You made my night so much better. Thank you. You're a beautiful person.

You: YOU'RE WELCOME MY FELLOW CITIZEN #SWAG #YOLO

Stranger: #BEST#H8TRSGNNAH8

You: SO HAS YOU SEEN A CACTUS 'ROUND THIS HOOD? I'VE BEEN LOOKIN FOR HIM FOR A WEEK. HE OWES ME 2 DOLLAS

Stranger: SHIT, YOU LOOKIN FOR THAT CACTUS TOO??

You: YEAH BRO HE OWE YOU SOMETHIN? THAT MOFO OWES ME A LOT OF SHIT BRAH

Stranger: HE SLEPT WITH MY MOTHER

You: DAMN BRO THATS ROUGH

Stranger: NOW SHE HAS THORNS IN HER NAUGHTY BITS

Stranger: I FUCKIN HATE THAT BASTARD

Stranger: SHIT BE CRAZY

Stranger: I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

Stranger: A BIT TOO SOON

Stranger: BUT I CAN APPRECIATE THE JOKE

You: IT WAS AN UNINTENTIONAL PUN

Stranger: WELL SHIT SON THAT'S ALRIGHT

Stranger: HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US

Stranger: YOU'RE A PRETTY COOL FUCKER, I LIKE YOU

You: THANK YA, YOU'RE NOT HALF BAD YO'SELF, BROSKI

You: REMEMBA THE NAME, BILLY DA MINT BUSH K?

You: IMMA BE FAMOUS ONE DAY

Stranger: SHIT BRO

Stranger: I DUN PUT IT IN MAH CONTACTS

Stranger: UNDER VIPs

Stranger: CAUSE OF WHAT YOU SAID

You: OH YEAH BRO, YOU JUST CALL ME ANYTIME THAT CACTUS DON' COME UP YOUR STREET AND ILL MINT HIS ASS

Stranger: I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT, I'LL DEFINITELY HIT YOU UP WHEN I SEE THAT FUCKER

Stranger: OH SHIT

Stranger: I THINK THAT'S HIM NOW

Stranger: FUCKER'S BACK FOR MORE OF THAT PUSSY

Stranger: THAT FUCK

You: AW FUCK

You: ILL MINT HIS ASS UP

Stranger: HE WON'T BE PRICKING ANYONE FOR A WHILE AFTER WE FUCK HIM UP

You: HELL NAH HE WONT

Stranger: YOU COULD SAY HE'S ABOUT TO GET STABBED

Stranger: WITH A KNIFE

You: ILL MAIL YOU A SKATEBOARD SO YOU CAN GRIPTAPE HIS FACE

You: THE HOOD AND I ALWAYS GO SKATEBOARDIN

Stranger: HE'LL BE ALL CHISELED UP

Stranger: BUT IN THE BAD WAY

You: #THUGMINTBUSHLIFE

Stranger: YOU'RE LITERALLY ONE OF THE MOST LEGIT PEOPLE I'VE TALKED TO

Stranger: THE FACT THAT YOU'RE NOT FAMOUS IS UPSETTING

You: I WILL BE SOON, BRAH, JUST REMEMBER THE NAME, BILLY DAH MINT BUSH

Stranger: I DUN TOLD YOU I GOT THAT SHIT LOCKED DOWN

Stranger: DON'T WORRY

You: HEY WHATS YOUR URL, SONNNN? YOU'RE A PRETTY COOL BAMF, I THINK I'LL GET THE HOOD TO FOLLOW YA

Stranger: Splendiferouslazerbeam.tumblr.com

Stranger: ITS A SHIT URL

Stranger: BUT FUCK

Stranger: IT'S ALL I COULD THINK OF

You: AIGHT SON ILL GET THE HOOD TO FOLLOW YOU UP, WE'LL PROTECT YO' ASS

Stranger: NICE

Stranger: NOW I WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT ROAMING FLOCK OF KILLER CANARIES

Stranger: THEY DON'T MESS AROUND

Stranger: MY FRIEND ROBERTO GOT SHANK'D BY ONE OF THEM ON THE STREET CORNER

Stranger: AND THE REST OF THEM STARTED PECKING AT THE CORPSE

Stranger: IT WAS FUCKED UP

You: OOOOOOOOOOH MY HOOD DONE HATE DEM CANARIES

You: AND THE PIGEON FLOCK TOO BRO

Stranger: I'M LUCKY, THEY JUST FLEW THE COOP AND PASSED THROUGH MY TOWN AND NOBODY GOT HURT

Stranger: THEY SHIT ON MY DOG THOUGH

You: YO YOUR DOG SHOULDA FUCKED THOSE SHITHEADS UP

Stranger: THEY HAD A CHARGER, SHIT WAS SO FRESH

Stranger: THEY SPED OFF BEFORE ANYONE EVEN KNEW WHAT HAPPENED

You: YO BRAH I GOTS TO GO, THE HOOD AND I GOT SOME BUISNESS TO TAKE CARE OF, BUT ILL TALK TO YA'LL ON TUMBLR, AIGHT?

Stranger: AIGHT BROTHA, PEACE

Stranger: KEEP IT REAL

Stranger: YOU BETTER BELIEVE I'M SAVING THIS CONVO TOO

You: YESSS BRO I TOLD YAS, I GON BE FAMOUS

You: KEEP IT TIGHT

[billydamintbush-blog]

YO SOME PIGEONS CAME INTO MY YARD AND I CUT THEIR SHIT UP. LETS JUST SAY THEY WONT BE COMING BACK TO MY HOOD ANYTIME SOON