♡ The drunk squad♡
desc | headcanon for the squad called ‘the drunk squad’ inculding, herb cookie, sparkling, mint cookie, and vampire cookie and reader
ships | vampire cookie x reader, herb x reader, sparkling x reader, mint x cookie
word count | to lazy lol
vampire cookies
vampire cookie will flirt with a random guys that come into the bar and sit beside him, herb will be a bitch up if they flirt back though
vampire cookie might be flirty or just might be a fucking dumbass, it’s mostly the dumbasses side most of the time.
gay what did you think lol??
he likes biting necks over biting any other part of the body
he doesn’t enjoy kissing much since herb/sparkling/mint/y/n tongue always rubbed on his teeth, usually stabbing it.
mint and him aren’t really romantic into each-other,
but there was one day, when vampire cookie had a bit too much, and mint and him, we’re in the bathroom waiting for herb. vampire didn’t know how it happened, but suddenly he was digging into the darker dough (skin) cookie, tricking down to their hair and taking a small munch, the bittiness flavor like toothpaste, his body gagged, then he’d lost his lunch that day.
he usual gets drunk and passes out usual in very weird pose for much..
he’ll bite you’re lips whenever you kisses and hold you’re waist heeling you over, only holding you’re body by a small string of his hands tired around you
‘‘i’m horny and drunk and sparkling ran out of my favorite stuff so can i just like bite you’re neck and drain you of you’re blood fluid?’‘
herb cookie
herb actually doesn’t like drinking that much, but since all of his friends drink he kinda just deals with it?? he doesn’t wanna make his friends uncomfortable or anything but
herbs likes everybody in he’s relationships, he’s mostly romantic with all of them even if their not in an an actual relationship.
actually herb doesn’t like the idea of it at all, it not likes he’s open,
if he was a human, he’d come from a small green-ish forest town where long stretch of water and forest everywhere you see. He’d like bike riding but soon gain a passion of gardening.
hand-holding in a bar standing outside in the cold since herb is super embassed to be around other adults doing adult stuff wishing to return back but doesn’t wanna tell all his friends so he just tell you
herb doesn’t like being sexually, a peck on a cheek could please him,
one day he tired to drink and he vomit all over the bathroom and that turned out terrible.
all of the drunk party came to make sure he was okay when he was in the hospital for stomach flu.
just like fooling around in the bar with his friends and sometimes a bit romance with them in their, everything cool and the groups of boys and you are great friends.
sparkling cookie
is the therapy friends, since he works at a bar where people trying to hide the pain away with drinking he usual deals with crazy cookies coming in and spilling all their problems and bear over his desk. he doesn’t mind it though
herb and sparkling are totally into each-other and the other members are also their boyfriend but they’re the main partners
he’ll ruff you’re hair and great you with a smug smile light skimming the tip to you.
the first time you came into the bar meeting all of the squad sparkling was the first one you liked, his charmed and ‘don’t care’ attiude drawed you in.
he’ll shake a drink in his hands holding it on with a slim grip staring at you.
he’s not very a top person BUT will pull anything slick with you, he’ll spin you around with just a twirl of the buttery fingers, slip you’re chin with his card as you just stare at him a flavor smell of booze and fish and chips for some reason.
one night he was a drink and tired to have a push-up race but he failed terrible and vampire cookie stepped on him, I SWEAR IT WAS THAT KINKY
when he’s drinking, YOU KNOW HE”S DRINKING!-
He actually doesn’t get drunk much, he’s basically god when it comes to alcohol, he could drinks 3 wines 9 shots and 5 shots and not even faint,
unless all of those lowers than 70% or at least 30% he can’t handle anything over 70% of alcohol, he’ll get sick and get super lighted headed and sit on the cold flooring and take a long nap in their, usual in his own vomit.
mint cookie
he’ll play his violin when he’s at the bar
he’ll sing specially song just for his buds and it’s like super cute and super corny and omg-
kissing on both cheek, not french but the fuck cares he just thinks it cute.
when christmas locks in he’ll put on little mistletoe everywhere for all the guess so he can have an excuse to see his favorite ships kissing
mint is just a very boringly nice person, like he’ll save a spot for you and he’s wholesome but like he’s not that interesting ngl-
if he chose music over you and the drunking squad. he’d pick music ngl
his favorite movie is high-school musical and he mumbles the lyric when he’s drunk.
french, just french
mint acts like a classic mature boy but he’s just a dumb violin player.
and he’s like super dumb, like dumber than a toaster. also he lives just giving up on the group, he’ll say ‘’oh god why did i date you guys’’ acting like some disappointing father-
he imagine if he starts singing then everybody will start singing along with him and make into a big musical like you see in disney musical and everybody will get along.
did i mention he ships everybody in the bar, he does, he totally does.