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Your vampire lover has vastly heightened senses, and can smell it on your skin when you’ve been touching yourself. On your next, moonlit meeting, your hand is gently raised to smiling lips, eyes flash red and your fingers are caressed by a seeking tongue.
“Did you at least think of me?”
“Always,” you answer, breathless; kindling again.
“Always…”
The eternity of the word echoes in those red eyes before the sharp prick of teeth, and the tunnelling of the world down to a pinpoint.
[Spicy Edition] Which of the Lost Boys do you think is the most likely to…
Undress their partner using their teeth?
Have handcuffs in their bedroom (which they may or my not have actually used)?
Have sex on their motorcycle?
Want pillow talk?
Be a voyeur?
Experiment with different sexual positions?
Have sex in the weirdest places?
Have a porn magazine or nude photos stashed away?
Be dominant or have rough sex?
Go commando?
Talk dirty while doing it?
Give oral when someone is on their period?
Walk around the cave naked or sleep naked (or at least attempt it)?
Love early morning sex?
Wax or shave their privates?
Try a threesome?
Lost Boys: Most Likely To {Spicy}
1) Paul or Marko would be the most likely to undress their mate with their teeth. They love to tease everyone as much as possible in anyway they can. When it comes to Y/n however, they will do anything they have to in order to get her going and watching Paul or Marko move your panties out of the way with their fangs just enough to stab their tongue into your cunt is enough to make their mate scream and cry
2) David is probably the most likely to enjoy using handcuffs on you. Imagine him cuffing you to the side of the wheelchair while you’re on his lap so that he can use you however he wants, that is David’s dream interaction with his mate
3) Honestly, every single one of those boys will fuck you on their motorcycle and do it happily. David and Dwayne will both man handle you out of the cave just to bend you over their bike and fuck you 7 ways to Sunday, Marko will excitedly fuck you on his bike right there on the boardwalk and use his body to keep people from seeing parts of you that are for his view only, and Paul would be the one to force you to ride him while the bike is moving! While he rides with you down the boardwalk and onto the beach you’ll feel every jerk and bump of the bike as he moves inside you, not to mention the vibrations
4) Shockingly enough, Dwayne is probably the best when it comes to pillow talk. His deep, heavy voice could make you cum all by itself with the kinds of things that spill from between his lips, telling you how perfect and lovely you are, as well as how tight and warm your pussy is
When it comes to you talking to them however, David enjoys the pillow talk the most. He does talk, sometimes at least, but usually you are the one that ends up speaking to him and you know how much he loves hearing how his cock makes you feel, loves hearing you call him ‘Daddy’ or ‘Mate’ or telling him how amazing being full of his cum feels
5) All of the boys would like watching each other with their mate and then trying to out-do each other which will inevitably leave their mate laid out, exhausted, half asleep, and covered in sweat and cum
6) They all love trying new things with you but Paul would be the most enthusiastic about trying new positions! He would be obsessed with how flexible you are and he would bend you in every which direction he can think of in that moment
7) While they all drag you off in public when they need you, Marko probably finds the weirdest places for the two of you. He once fucked you in the back of a bakery ending up covering the both of you in chocolate icing and stealing a whole box of cream filled donuts before leaving, another time he lifted your skirt and fucked you in the control center of the carousel, and even once bent you over the counter in the back of the Frogs comic store
8) Paul has a whole bunch of porno magazines that he’s stolen over the years, not that he even looks at them much anymore since finding you. Dwayne however had taken to taking as many pictures of you as he could before David talked you into turning, convincing you to take quite a few half and completely nude pictures for him which he later shares with the guys after you’re turned and you can no longer have your picture taken
9) All 4 of your vampires are very dominant , they crave a submissive mate which is why you’re perfect, David and Dwayne are probably the most dominant but honestly they’re all desperate to dominate you. Even when you are on top and seem to be in charge, you never truly are
10) Paul is probably the most likely to go commando, maybe Marko once in a while to tease you, but it’s rare
11) They’re all dirty talkers, every single one of those horn dogs
12) None of the Lost Boys really care about you being on your period, you actually find it gross how much stronger you seem to smell to them and they all love it! They’re not deterred by your period when they want to fuck you in the least, Dwayne however was the first one to shock you by going down on you while you were bleeding, seeming to be more ravenous than normal and you had a hard time prying his face away from your cunt after he had made you cum 6 times! All of the boys had done it after that at some point but Dwayne seemed to almost look forward to it, wanting to enjoy the experience until you were turned and he couldn’t anymore which is why he would often spend hours with his mouth on your cunt at those times of the month (never knowing when you were going to give into David’s pestering of you to turn)
13) The boys couldn’t walk around the cave naked since Laddie was there and you insisted on a certain level of responsibility around the child, however you had them fix up one of the rooms just for him so that he could decorate it and make it his so once he was in there for the night they could do what they wanted and all of them are likely to be naked, especially when following you around after or during sex
14) David was more than often the first one of the boys to wake up and he used those moments to have you all to himself, loving on you and making sure to wake you up in the best way possible, showing you how much the grumpy leader adored you in those sweet moments
15) None of them wax or shave their privates, though Dwayne has been known to keep himself a bit more ‘neat’ with some trimming than his brothers do
16) You’re mated to 4 different vampires who love each other dearly, if you think you’re going to be lucky enough for only 2 of them to be attacking you at once then you’re dreaming girly
idk any other social media platform that'd actually be good to write this down on so here's some cute fluff shit i think about with vampires
they purr like cats when they're happy. this can be used as a sign of affection or to lull prey into a calmer, trancelike state
even when they're not hungry they're still extremely attracted to human warmth so they WILL cuddle and hold their familiars/human friends/human partners
feeding makes them warm temporarily. they can also blush and have heartbeats during this time
even though they don't need to sleep they're very easily affected by human warmth so while they're being snuggly there is a strong chance of sleepyheadification
some of them can be very bad at hiding their fangs and they'll just pop out when they feel strong emotions (including love and happiness 🥰)
pacifist vampires who feed off of humans safely and consensually and give them snacks afterwards and let them take naps in blankets by the fireplace
some of said pacifist vampires have learned how to cook human food really well over the years as a show of gratitude and hospitality
im sure theres more but this is all i can think of off the top of my head right now
oh my god
help i didnt mean to make this
how do i get rid of polls
Writing durgestarion smut and thinking about all the Astarion smut I've read that just ignores all the vampire/undead stuff like I guess he's just a guy with trauma and dietary restrictions to a lot of people?
So here's my personal vampire rules:
He can't breathe, he can only pretend to breathe
No reflection (mirrors, glass, water, polished metal, etc)
No shadow (he has a shadow in-game but screw that, boring)
He can't/doesn't sweat
He is generally the same temperature as (or slightly warmer than) the air around him and only get uncomfortable from being too hot or cold in extreme temps that could damage him
Exposure to naturally running water (rivers, streams, but not faucets) burns like the sun (suppressed by tadpole)
Being in or trying to enter a residential home without permission burns like the sun; only people who have slept in the home have invitation privilege; he can be uninvited (suppressed by tadpole)
His digestive tract is used as overflow storage for blood when his bloodstream is full up, circulation is accomplished thru magical means, not muscle/heart action
Fangs are little sippy straws that feed right into his bloodstream
Vampire saliva has healing properties (suppressed by tadpole)
He can't get drunk off of alcohol, he just drinks it because he's a stubborn dumbass
Food/liquid that he imbibes that isn't blood magically evaporates on its way to his stomach
He can get drunk/high off of blood with bonus chemicals in it
He gets tired/sore because the tadpole suppresses his vampiric healing so his muscles wear out and need rest
He does not need to work out, his excellent muscle tone comes from the vampirism and is maintained by his vampiric healing (and the active lifestyle he lives while he's tadpoled)
He only has abs when he's starving because he's dehydrated
Personal NSFW vampire rules:
Cazador kept him just fed enough to 'appear' human, that includes being able to get hard, but! as long as he's got blood circulating, he can maintain an erection however long he wants
his ejaculate is unimpressive to non-existent, quantity-wise and it also tastes stale; he's shooting blanks
can we have more vampire headcanons 😔
Wasn’t really sure what you wanted for this one, but I decided to go with some general headcanons.
Vampire Headcanons Part 2
Silver is a common repellent for many monster species. Silver itself has been used for many different things. It was not until around the 1900 that silver stopped being used for mirrors. When silver stopped being used in the mass production of mirrors, vampires were able to see their reflection for the first time.In addition to this, many mirrors are intended to reflect the soul of someone. Vampires who have been consumed by blood lust will permanently lose their ability to view their reflection in mirrors.
The sun itself has powers connected to both healing and recharging. While the sun will not kill a vampire, it can drastically weaken them. Vampires will lose a large chunk of their power due to the sun trying to “heal” them.
The reason vampires drink blood is to gain life energy. They are essentially the “living dead” and no longer produce life energy for themselves. Born vampires who are pregnant have a stronger need to drink blood.
It is possible for vampires to feed from a dead corpse. Life energy does not leave the body all at once, thus there is a small window of time in which vampires can feed from the dead. However, this act is seen as very taboo among vampires and many see it as a lowly act. There are vampires that follow around cults, tragedies, murderers, etc purely to feed off of the deceased.
It is partly a myth that vampires need permission to enter your home. Mythical beings need permission to enter your sanctuary. If your home is your sanctuary, they will need permission to enter. However, this “permission” can be very vague. So be cautious with that.
I just thought, imagine vampires, but with hobbies. Like we're all used to stingy stay inside and be moody vampires, but imagine some with niche hobbies or habits that set them apart. There's a lot of things you can do by starlight.
A vampire who for the past century has gone out on clear nights and taken photos of all the stars and planets. They started out with basic gear, but now love and appreciate modern technology and can take photos of the furthest planets in our solar system and the most breathtaking nebulae.
A vampire who long ago loved spelunking. They now go out every so often far and wide, mapping the most deep dark caves, putting the ability to turn into a bat to good use, going further than any human ever could.
A vampire who was once a parent and carer to a big family. They used to sew out of necessity, but now create for fun, creating the most lavish and otherworldly comfortable clothing for themself and very happy, well dressed friends.
Not all vampires are makers even. There could be ancient vampires who spend their time relaxing inside updating historical records. Scrolling through Wikipedia correcting ancient inaccuracies and adding astonishingly detailed pages for events millenia ago.
Not all vampires need be dark and bored, it's possible to live a nice enriched (after)life in the night.
Jjk dilf as a vampire headcanon
Masterlist
Toji
He will be a vampire like those in Black Dagger Brotherhood
Like seriously, have you seen this?
Yup definitely those kinds of vampire that has power, a gigantic body and of course, that massive d---
Definitely good at fighting
Just the sight of him makes all men cowering in fear
Keeping you as his blood bank
And f-ck buddy of course
Extremely possessive
Won't turn you, so you could be his blood bank forever
And he loves how helpless you are and the control he has over you so yeah
Jin
Soft vampire
That kind of vampire that lives alone in the cabin in the woods
That 'don't get closer to me'
You met him while you were camping there, he helped you when a bear almost caught you
He will be a legend that says, if you throw rubbish here then you will die
Well, that's good because the lake and forest is always clean
Will probably turn you so you could accompany him
Nanami
Noble vampire
Ugh seriously, this man is a gentleman
Will open the door for you, even though he can't come inside unless you invited him in
Will said no if you asked him to turn you into a vampire
Even if he said yes, that's a lie
You would lay there with your eyes closed with your arms circling around his neck, and his mouth is on your neck. You can't help but feel nervous that now he is going to turn you. He starts with kissing your neck, over and over again. Then he licks your neck and leaves a love mark there. You can't hold yourself to escape a few moans and sigh in content. Those hundreds of years of living really taught him something. He continues assaulting your neck until there were so many lovebites there.
'This is going nowhere' you thought
End up with you being mad at him. "I asked you to turn me into a vampire, but you turned me horny instead"
"Should I continue?"
"Yes, please"
You could imagine what happened next:)
Gojo
'Stop comparing me to edward cullen' that's what he said
Will mock you every day for being weak
That's why you compare him with edward cullen, so you could get him mad the same way he did to you
But he still loves you though
"Let's race, if I win you will kiss and buy me an ice cream"
Of course, he won. He would do something like that every day.
On a day, he will be in his windowless bedroom and be like, "come on cover me, we couldn't let the sunlight touches me" he said when he actually just wanted to be hug all-day
Will turn you so he could annoy you for eternity
Geto
He would like to tell you some history, and you will be there, propping your head while looking at him in awe
He would cook for you and tell you the story behind those foods. "So you know the secret of making a good lasagna is actually..."
When you went to Italy with him, he would be like, "this is where I met Dante"
When you go to the museum, he would explain it to you in the way that you don't find it boring, but it would be fun and make you wanted to learn more. Even the docent is jealous
"Let's go, I will show you a place that I once find in 1786, let's hope it's still there"
Will turn you into one
And treat you like a princess everyday
When you adopt a child, he will do the history homework of your children
*fin*
You could support me here.
HC: The de Landen family Curse
I find it endlessly fascinating to think about the progression of Everard de Landen finding out what happened to his family. Here are the elements of those HCs, based on the timeline the books give us (not the Alphabettery) and the theories we created around it.
1.) The Family Curse
The gentle soul that used to roleplay Notker (notkerthewise) on here, once pitched the idea to me, of the de Landen family having this legend of ‘the family curse’, where certain members of the family had suddenly disappeared, probably due to wrongful behaviour. I absolutely loved this idea and it makes so much sense. Warning the children with scary bedtime stories to keep them in line; the stories passed down from generations, varying from the devil, to monsters, to witches, but based on the true events of Benedict, Allesandra, Eleni and Eugénie all suddenly disappearing, with decades and sometimes centuries between them. For Everard (and his brothers) to be brought up on these stories, only to realise it was all true, after getting snatched by Rhoshamandes himself, must have been horrifying. That moment he realised Rhoshamandes would not let him go. The moment he realised Rhoshamandes was immortal. The moment he realised Benedict was a long forgotten ancester of his own... And then connecting the dots. That he himself had been ‘the next one’.
2.) Immortality
To be turned, and getting that final piece of the puzzle; understanding why the others had never returned to the family, must have been heartbreaking to him. For doing so, would add the complications of the danger of possibly killing them, not being able to explain to them what happened to him (and those before him), especially in those times and understanding it’s best for the family to think himself dead, rather than know he is damned to an eternity of bloodshed and murder. He loved his family and would have done anything for them, including crossing himself out, for their sake.
I personally feel like (and feel free to pitch in, @rhoshamandes), that Rhoshamandes did not share much with Everard about the other de Landens. Perhaps out of remorse or shame for his own fledglings, whom he had deemed strong and worthy of his blood, to be ‘so easily swayed by indoctrination’ by the cult. Because perhaps by getting abducted and not escaping, they had proven themselves unworthy after all.
All the information Everard could get about ‘those before him’, might have come from Benedict, who, no doubt, spoke of them all fondly, but careful to tread on what to share, respecting Rhoshamandes’ own silence on it.
3.) Children of Darkness
And then came abduction number two, where the Children snatched Everard too. Despite the inescapable trauma of starvation, torture and over three hundred years of living in a cult, there is such a gentle element to it, where Everard met those whom he had heard of, but never met before; the stolen family members. To find family not only double by blood/Blood, but also experience and Maker.
Despite reuniting with three of them (Allesandra, Eleni and Eugènie), Reineke (@actricedesvampires-blog) and I agreed that Eleni and Everard were instantly drawn to each other and found comfort and company in their shared misery. Something that helped them survive in the cult for so long, as it is sort of common knowledge that none lived beyond three centuries without going mad.
Knowing he was not alone in all this, a connection he could only make through that strong love for family and did not quite click with him when it came to the other Children, was perhaps a spark of relief for him that was so bittersweet, that it was something they could not squeeze out of him, even if they wanted to. Therefor I also believe, that whenever he stepped out of line, his punishments would be complete isolation, which would be most effective in breaking him. But knowing that giving in and falling back in line would give him the company of Eleni again, was enough to keep him going.
In a way it reminds me a lot of Sirius Black (one of my all time favourite fictional characters) who stayed sane in Azkaban, because his most important memory, was not a happy one and thus could not be ripped from him, preventing him from going completely mad. There are some definite parallels there that make so much sense, as we all know Everard survived and eventually escaped to become the obnoxious outsider I came to appreciate so much.
